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My 3 word player analysis V Port Flower

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Bail - had better days

Bartram - Bartram pre improvement

Bennell - not on field

Bruce - our only winner

Dunn - believing own publicity

Frawley - out of position

Garland - good but beaten

Green - was rarely sighted

Jamar - one dimensional game

Jones - had no influence

Jurrah - mark of year

McDonald - looked so tired

Moloney - tried but tired

Morton - learnt no lessons

Rivers - tried but beaten

Scully - machine at work

Trengove - a long year

Warnock -had no class

Watts - had minimal influence

Wonaeamirri - just a game

McKenzie - always under pressure

Newton - didn't take chances

Edited by joeboy

 
 

Scully - cost me $75!

Bennell: Incredible Disappearing Man

Jurrah: I Just Jizzed

Newton: Is Max GAWWWWWWWNNNNNN

Moloney: Rugby player's build

Rivers: Potential Courage Donor

Morton: Needs Courage Transplant

 

Far too harsh on McDonald.

Bartram, Dunn, Morton and Trengove spot on though.

BEST

Melbourne: Bruce, McDonald, Jurrah, Morton, Frawley, Scully, Trengove

Newton - that settles it

Morton - not afl standard

Bennell - will be dropped

Warnock - not afl standard


Newton - that settles it

Morton - not afl standard

Bennell - will be dropped

Warnock - not afl standard

Morton is AFL standard, has had a very interrupted year, only 2nd year. Will be much better next year.

Newton - that settles it

Morton - not afl standard

Bennell - will be dropped

Warnock - not afl standard

Pretty harsh, but probably fair assessments.

- Newton was brought it to make 100% sure he's not up to it. Will certainly be delisted now, what a spud.

- Bennel is very clean and has great pace, he'll be a player but does need to be dropped just down on form.

- Warnock first week back so probably gets a bit of latitude, but really terrible game, doesn't look a part of the future and i prefer JoelMac

- Morton has soo soo soo much talent. Some of his marking today was outstanding, its just his kicks kept on missing the targets. If he hit his targets by foot he'd be one of the best youngsters in the comp. Still has huge potential

Bennell - will be dropped

I am a big fan but he has been ordinary in the last few and today was less than that.

Im getting a bit tired of hearing.. this player of that has talent to burn...but cant bloody kick for sh!t. Its football.. it has GOT to be a prerequisite that you can kick to a decent AFL standard. even Scully needs to hone this craft..its not good.

Surprised Watts getting negativity. Some of his non-stat type efforts were commendable. Keep it up.

Cale....footsteps ??

Bruce.. 1/3 briliant 1/3 solid 1/3 sus disposals ( the other 2/3 were much better btw )

Jurrah.....no words required

Green... not best day

Rivers... a fair effort then he does some silly stuff too. Needs to get rid of that ( pls)

Bennell... did he catch the flight ?

Junior...what a trooper

Tregove...long year hey

Bail - couldnt get into it

Bartram - hmmm

Dunn - under-done

Frawley - hard day at offoce.. probably wrong office

Garland - rusty...very

Jamar - must have felt a tad lonely

Jones - so much effort for so little

Beamer - tried ...but as effective as Jones

Scully - has to work on efective disposals... a lot of good work comes undone.

Warnock - pantsed

Wonaeamirri - 50/50

McKenzie - doesnt give in this kid

Newton - spud dud & looking for a job

im sick of people defendin moloney and jones

go missing way too often for senior players

newton= gone, ill spew up if we play him again


Morton is AFL standard, has had a very interrupted year, only 2nd year. Will be much better next year.

Yeah, he is AFL standard as a whole. But today he looked out of his depth and it is his third season. He has played some great games in the past, but today was a shocker.

He looks good when he takes a mark, but you hold your breath when he kicks it. That stuff up when he had the ball 30 metres out directly in front summed up his day. Not confident to nail the set shot, he passed it off, only to kick it higher than he did long, making it an easy chop out by the Port defender, leading to a 2 goal turn around and the start of Ports run on.

They were harsh assessments, but they are based on today only, because thats what this analysis is for. I am a huge fan of Bennell but he has been quiet the last few weeks, and today was very poor. Give Maric a crack at the G.

Gee we missed Davey & Sylvia.

Edited by ox_5_demons

It cracks me up how people make certain comments on Trenners, Sculls and Watts.

Avg. per game 2010

Scully 21.2

Trengove 19.2

McDonald - looked so tired

says alot about the other 21 blokes that played today. he was clearly our best today

Scully and Bruce were outstanding.

Simply too many passengers out there today. Don't get me started on Morton in front of goal...

Batram can't kick. He is a complete liability in the backline as a replacement for Grimes. Should be used as a tagger and nothing else.

Wonna week in week out can't win a contest to save his life. Needs to seriously address his body on body work in the off-season, bc chasing just isn't enough.


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