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Well today's day at the trade table was massive, I got this info directly from Adrian Anderson.... Massive news!

Carlton and Fremantle will come to agreement tomorrow on the Warnock Saga..... this is the deal....

Warnock will become a blue along with Rhys Palmer for Carlton's pick 6, 24 and Marc Murphy.... deal will be done by 10am.

Adam Thompson will become a tiger for Jack Riewoldt, Greg Tivendale and a couple of mobile phones left in the will by Crazy ole John.

Brad Green will become a Swan, O'Keefe will become a Hawk and Leo Barry and pick 85 will come the demons way....CC absolutely stoked as Melbourne GM of Footy..... we're very happy to get Leo, his 3rd cousin's sister goes out with Brock McLean so we're pretty sure he'll play some good footy for us.

Brent Prismall goes to the Kangaroos and suddenly has an attack of the blues and spends the next 6 weeks on the beyong blue help line, comes back plays some decent footy and is told he's wanted, only to be not offered a contract moving forward, goes and works with Nathan Thompson.

Mark Seaby joins Melbourne for pick 17, his TomTom GPS fails mid route to Casey and he ends up training at Punt Road and declares Terry Wallace as the second coming..... promptly joins Greg Miller at centrelink, President March says, whilst we're happy with his performance, we felt it was time for a different direction in our ruck stocks..... big few weeks for Mark Seaby.

Bret Thornton becomes a hawk, then a blue, then a hawk, then a blue, gets confused and continues to play the same crap football Carlton fans have become used to.

Nick Davis is still a swan..... ummm.... who cares again?

Ben Cousins is seen enjoying the lexus centre, yet not a boundary line to be seen within a 20k radius of the MCG.

Andy D from the AFL announces that the salary cap is indeed working.... he points to Carlton as the example..... they are still only paying 92.5 percent, yet look at there playing list.... he suggests everyone get VISY!... er I mean BUSY!

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mate

not even funny

3/4 of us appreciate what nudge says

1/4 of you think your funny

not getting into this argument again, but next time he posts something of interest, when people like you have a little cry, just bother reading his threads

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not even funny

3/4 of us appreciate what nudge says

1/4 of you think your funny

not getting into this argument again, but next time he posts something of interest, when people like you have a little cry, just bother reading his threads

Does an idiot translator come packaged with you.... or is it a case of idiot translator not included?

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Allegedly lost all communications below the depths of TELSTRA DOME. Been in disguise as a waiter moving from meeting room to meeting room gathering all the trade possibilities from all the clubs so he can spruik on the forums. So all you can draw your conclusions days in advance for what the mfc will or will not do. :P

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