Yossarian

Good read, thanks for taking the time to post it mate.

I reckon that's the key thing. We are very capable of losing to Carlton, I actually really like how you've put it. We are becoming a decent team now, but are capable of losing to anyone, until we meet someone like Brisbane who are far more adept at being a horrible team lately. Hopefully we come out firing next week because, quite simply, I hate North Melbourne as a football club. We could beat them, so we might as well. Just for a laugh. Just for the hilarious hangover that I'll follow it up with. Do it for my hangover, boys.

Don't have time to read the thread, just wanted to say I love Jeffy and totally back him in whatever he chooses to do on field.

Haha, Nashtrodamus you legend. Waking up to this news very hungover in Slovakia.

Bugger off.

Of course you'd like that one, BBO.

Sounds painful.

Because we follow a rubbish team and it's just football.

Oh yeah.

I'm voting stuie off the island.

All sounds pretty promising. Good to have a decent run with injuries for a few weeks.

Crows fans pretty confident that if Danger goes they're getting Motlop.

My farts smell horribly today.

Slappers were out in force this evening too

Soccer's where the money is. Also the fame, travel, longevity and decent video games. If I had a choice to be a star in either sport, I know what I'd be choosing. All the AFL has is that it's tougher and faster paced. Two things that are getting micro-managed out of the game. I like Roos' current suggestion to strip the game back to how it was 10 years ago, but leave in throwing the ball up to see if it resolves the congestion issue at least. You have a short memory if you think this administration is worse than Demetriou, Anderson and Gieschen.

Makes me want to throw up in technicolor.

Gold hh

Why does pudding make you fat? Pudding is delicious. I'm gonna write an email.

My kingdom for a Kent update.

Look at this guy. disrepute: 'the state of being held in low esteem by the public.' For 500k... It's all a joke. Honestly, I think the AFL's in much better hands with Gil McLachlan. I'm happy that they just move on after Hirdy's comments, the same thing they should've done after Connolly's. Smashing everyone because Anderson made a mess of our inquiry doesn't benefit the game and doesn't [censored] our situation.

No, we aren't.

This is a non-story.

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs. If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

I feel much more comfortable as a Dees supporter when I'm expecting we lose.

This is surprisingly poetic from you, jackaub. Reminds me of the dead flag blues monologue.