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Not helping.

Pretty shattered for Michie. Watched that first kick thinking, great, first possession for some easy confidence, only for his kick to be cut off, though it was a poor option anyway. After that, everything he touched went to shi... t. Don't think the ins and outs will matter that much against Geelong. Points to you guys for jumping straight back in.

41 seconds. Feel like the version of Gwyneth Paltrow that trips and gets hit by the subway in that movie.

I'm with you guy, but it'd be nice to beat a fellow basement dweller and break a few hoodoos regardless.

I literally... can't even

Love your work mate.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS

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Not sure why this year is so much more frustrating than last year. Maybe it's that we show we can play so well and then give away such stupid turnovers, so it's more of a rollercoaster going from jumping off my seat fists flying to throwning my phone five minutes later, as opposed to the dulled hopelessness of years gone by. Could just be me drinking less. Not a good team to follow sober, the Dees.

Watts so impressive today.

I've been on the edge for weeks, but if we get blown away here I'm genuinely done with this season. If Hogan wasn't playing there'd be nothing at all worth watching.

Someone on here said that games can't be streamed anymore because 7 has exclusive rights to broadcasting.

That's a pretty hectic question mark to question ratio.

Not really. Decent finisher, but doesn't provide anything else. Think he only has eyes on the goals as well so unless he kicks it, all you're getting is a turnover.

Reckon these blokes'd know: http://www.berlincrocodiles.de/ Let us know if you find a place. I'll be doing the same over there next month.

Which 'you regulars' are you talking about?

Roos suggested the Business wouldn't be getting a look-in if not for all the injuries and should spend more time at Casey to build his fitness and form after coming back from injury. Riley, Grimes and Michie or Stretch to raffle the sub for mine.

Stoked that Maxy had a decent game on the weekend and that we gave him a crack as number one ruckman in the first place. I'd consider both him and Spencer to have more upside than Jamar these days. Have been frustrated with Jamar's tapwork for years. At best, he nullifies the other team's ruckman, but if the hitouts end up even at the end of the match, only one side will have had half their hitouts to advantage. Jamar's ruckwork for Casey on the weekend highlighted how frustrating it is to watch him play. He was murdering the guy in the ruck, but he was still doing those dinky little taps to no one at all.

Haha, it just kept going!

What have you made of Tyson's year so far, rjay?

There's no one who could do a better job than Paul Roos rebuilding this mess. Gotta back him in all the way.

F you Melbourne

Think he's just trying to distract everyone from this: 'Buckley back assistants for Blues job' http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-05-27/buckley-endorses-assistants-as-carlton-coaching-search-begins