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Biffen

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  1. There is a blowfly in my room I have named Reginald that needs my immediate attention, but I will be back to discuss this in the near future.
  2. "ZZZZZ" NeaRLY goes without saying.
  3. I still have a photo of Don Bradman in a compromising situation with Dawn Frasier,or Tamee ,I can never tell.
  4. Peptides. Delivered by Gatorade,without the players knowledge.
  5. Socrates never made such a mistake.
  6. Town pride. The last refuge of the Snowtonians.
  7. Fairfeild infectious diseases hospital has shut down. Time to re brand the town!
  8. I heard a story from the herald sun sports department many years ago, when Lou Richards was still considered a journo. Piers Akerman apparently said to a manager that he wished to "sack 5 of those fat ugly drunk [censored] from sport" The manager enquired which five [censored] should be sacked . Piers rePlied "the last five pigs that turn up to the office today" None turned up that day so Piers was sacked within the week. This story was told to me at five am at a " [censored] you Peirs" party in about 1991 . Accuracy guaranteed.
  9. Enough drugs and sex for anyone. I assume we are talking about The Marquis de Sade?
  10. As a point of reference, i actually despise the use of the word "loser" in modern speech or text. The Americans are responsible for this shorthand shyte for people who offer thought outside the obvious , or mainstream. SO we are divided into winners and losers instantly by critics with air time. It is a term that should only be used to describe sporting results and not individuals.
  11. I have given it a shot. No worse than Ketamine. Mind you ,paralisation of the entire central nervous system is not for everyone.
  12. Cross will struggle all going well. Though i will not discuss the logic of this with a man of your stature.Or Statue.
  13. The kitchen above (pictured ) is not clean enough for a meth lab. Perfectly acceptable in British quisine.
  14. My Aunty was keen on taking me into the rooms in "87. She thought it was her duty to make sure Todd Viney showered himself properly. It was totally awks.Like totes.
  15. You and the journos are blind then. He is in the Top 5 midfielders in the comp. Consistently. Should be AA. So should i for that matter.
  16. chequebook journalism will help.
  17. Anyone can have a bad day floggo. We can't all exploit the country's mineral wealth like you and your mob.
  18. that was a bit obtuse but now I see the lightness.
  19. Most of his best work goes over peoples heads.
  20. There is nothing wrong with hanging around a bunch of sweaty men in their prime,with a camera,and trying to spark up a conversation. Robert Mapplethorpe made a career out of it and Max Dupain enjoyed it also. Nothing wrong with it. Keep up the good work Saty but please don't ask them for their phone numbers and stuff.
  21. Slim chance of that.Some people say he shouldn't be taken lightly.
  22. I imagine it will be through cheap sunglasses bought at the servo.
  23. Christopher Pyne told to "man up"by Karl Stefanovic today. He is the best thing since Downer. The govt cannot pass the budget and there is an economic downturn happening. Sweet.
  24. I'm still missing Sloonie. I cant go on without her,
  25. doesn't really put her in rare company. your standards are not exactly "elite"
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