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Who was bowling? John Howard?

I can hardly tell the difference between that sound and my alarm clock anymore,

We've got the weakest draw and save a lot on travel. The money will only flow if we start to get on a roll.

You're right about Jayden being a terrible name. Lets not get him. One is enough. I'm sure the recruiters take all this stuff into account.

Georgy boy,The Kiwi Kid Westrupp and Terlich.

Looking at the list the only guys with some history at the club are Watts,Jamar,Spencer,Jones,McKenzie,Jetta and Evans,Garland Gawn,Dunn and Bail. The rest have no experience of losing week after week.The remaining are nothing if not resilient. Evans must be a good clubman and I believe he can play but he has been in rehab more than on the field. I hear that Watts is an excellent clubman also and does a lot of stuff the public do not hear about(visiting sick kids,nursing homes). We have had the cleanout. No need to slag off the guys who have been through the upheaval since the relative calm of the Bailey era. I have a soft spot for these dudes.

I dont reckon the aints will improve. Carlton will slide. Dogs down. We may finish above a couple more teams next go. Adelaide will slip backwards too.

The Lions will make the 8 next year. They have been getting it right since Lethal rejoined them.

Ha .Remember this fl.oggo. You never [censored] a [censored].

She might be busy with Toto.

It's voluntary in so far as we are tired of all the pathetic excuses. So we will remove all the excuses. The guy/s seeking clarification can [censored] off too.

So you've narrowed it down to about 7 or 8 choices for the two picks. Good one.

Never needed it personally but I did a lot of groin work in the off season back in the day. and I spent ours in the middle over summer. but i digress.

We have to learn to release our negative emotions in order to grow and evolve from the negative situation. You are making good progress.

I wish. I haven't seen something so cute since Bindi hugged a python.

Good News. Why wait around for preseason to start and have the young blokes(most of the club) down on afl standard for the runs. Thank god they are doing it of their own free will. Anyhow the aflpa is one of those unions that does not give a flying [censored] about the rookies and battlers. It is set up so the top players can screw the comp.

Gysberts had an awesome impact at the start.

Heard that before.

Don't forget... Hirdy. your fave.

You are phallus fixated clit.

He would have to get an Australian name if he wishes to play afl. Joey will do.

Time to put it behind you picket. Grow a beard and use a French accent when you go out. People will think you are Don Juan.

Hope you got a second chance Picket?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Please tell me he is not in the Congo or anywhere near West Africa.