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Biffen

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  1. I'd guess there is a lot of Red in the area. Not much of the other left to steal though.
  2. Perhaps it should look more like a grumpy,impatient,disillusioned old man. I can associate with that a lot better than a keen kid.
  3. You really don't know what you are getting yourself in for. You should run away,and never look back. You still have the chance. But if you do go ,there is no need for you to take any money. Bitters will pay for everything.He likes showing off his wealth.
  4. It is a bitter pill for Crowley to swallow. But [censored] him.
  5. They said that he had gone completely insane. That his methods were......unsound.
  6. I kept the receipts luckily, I'll find a way to deduct it .
  7. It is a bitter wind that does nothing for no one.Or words to that effect. Now whilst I must take some blame for absent mindfulness in forgetting my wallet as well as the map of Ballarat and the tickets , it is lucky i was able to keep BBo on an even keel by directing him to many of the Historical Public houses ye Olde Ballaarat has to offer. Our meandering journey traced steps taken by many a digger in search of fortune and beer , and we were no exception. BBo himself became whimsical as our historical journey ended and we made it to beautiful Wendouree ,the home or true Ballarat culture and Style. BBO insisted on paying for everything and was in fine form I am pleased to report and i was pleased to be able to negotiate on his behalf with the fine people of Ballarat,and the bogans of Wendouree. As the day progressed and a Demon victory looked a certainty ,Bitter drifted back down memory lane and into his perverted old self as he discussed the beauty of some of our younger members,one in particular who did not mind the leering and accidental bumps from behind that occured from nowhere and often caused the spilling of beer. I must say she did have lovely denim shorts on ,as did a few of our junior female supporters, which I applaud. Years ago ,I am told ,it was nearly culturally acceptable to sample the material of these shorts by hand .Sadly ,for Bitters ,those days have passed. As the match deteriorated ,we too began to wilt and BBo managed some beautiful shepherding of two old ladies in footscray colours whilst I borrowed a child to help us steal a cab (one of the only 2 in town). Fourty Eight bucks later and we had made our reservation on time ,the wine ,beautifully decanted, awaiting us. I had taken the liberty of ordering the 8 course degustation menu as a treat for BBO and although he probably wont thank me now ,in time I am sure he will appreciate the cultural growth I have engendered in him.
  8. I was actually at the game ,and in between buying cans for BBO who was rapidly dehydrating from a long walk (sort of) in the direction of the ground ,I noticed our skills have improved rapidly. Our kicking is now snappier,more confident and decisive ,mostly due to the options be made available faster. I am extremely pleased with our new forward line. If Garlett,Hogan,Jkh ,Dawes and Watts get on the park we will be kicking much bigger scores. Toumpas and Salem were excellent ,Dunny and Frost were solid . I have often thought in our quest for big bodies that we had become too top heavy and slow. Garlett ,JKH work well with Dawes (who will spill marks to their advantage) and Hogan who will clunk many or take two or three backmen with him. Toumpas and Salem are good around the packs also. We are in for a much better year.
  9. Jazza. I assume you mean in town. but if you wish to stay at home on your spree then I can organise travel for my staff. I'm told I have fantastic tour guide potential and my extensive knowledge of rural victoria means we might have to take the Gat to the country.
  10. Lay down misere this Saturday night. Trust me.
  11. The deceptocons can never defeat the Autobots. Perceptor needs time to work it out. We can only hope megatron will be eliminated from the galaxy.
  12. KB will be at family day shaking his head and swallowing balls. At least he is still working.
  13. So glad Hogan has got the Ok.Bad news would have dented an allready fantastic career marred by injury.
  14. Minder was a great show. He never got hurt somehow.
  15. Park out the back of the Gat. I will keep an eye on it. Otherwise.Safeway in Acland St has a magnificent car park right near the Said park of LUNACY, off Shakespeare Gve. Which you may know.
  16. All good for Mitch Clisby and Jim Magner. Another two seasons beckon.
  17. Some of the injured guys should probably have come out to mingle with the kids . But we will let the club do the talking on the field from now on. If that is the focus then they must get it right because the merch thing and the pr is sloppy. If I was trying to drags kids into the insanity of being a demon fan,I would be peeved also. They have a chance to show something on the ground and they had better take it. The admin will come up with a lame excuse for this on the website but I would be making some demands on the club for something to show the children somebody GAF about the members and prospective members.
  18. He's not just a one trick pony. He makes an excellent beer snake as well.
  19. I love it also. Because stupidity deserves and gets punished. Just like they said. Pity the fool who smuggles massive amounts of H through Asia? Nuh. I'm pretty liberal in my views generally,but the death penalty is a valid option for elected governments to apply. I would firmly disagree if this punishment was to be handed out by a Theocracy though. Sharia or Isis or whoever these rags are deserve it equally because I find them distasteful. They destroy antiquities several thousand years older than their religion. Antiquities that predate their camel worship. I can handle idiots murdering each other in the name of religion. But spare the friggin museums. Sorry to digress.
  20. I'm too antisocial to sit with other yobbos. I prefer to consume drugs,watch us lose , go home quietly,then fly into a rage. I find the interaction on here personal enough. I've met some very strange individuals on here and after meeting Bbo " in the flesh" so to speak, I could not possibly risk meeting any more deviates .
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