Biffen

Statistics are irrelevant- he's a witch!!

This is for hand wringing whiney poster of the year.Save your snark! You're comfortably in Front!

If Stretch has a good day today I would play him against the Tigers. I think we lack pace and skill . Dawes has presence but little reAl impact. Jkh and Jetta are walk up starts. They are two of our most creative by hand and foot. Jkh getting run down was a result of no shepherding/ talking.

Cross- 3 votes? One for each kick on the full ?

Dawes- can not catch. Cross- slow,unskilled,clogger

We work hard for little reward. The mistakes seemto happen in attack. The fumbles make me want to kill.

Watch the video if you are still able to focus on anything without vomiting. As it is Friday night this may present a challenge to you.

One that doesn't use pictures. Give it a go Froggo!

Death of a high pressure salesman.

That really motivated me. Nearly to vomit.

I would never let you choose the wines

Cocktail time at Ernesto's. When isn't it though?

Slight axe wound. Not the first I've been involved with. Back on typing duties. Armed with a new keyboard that also has a delete button,a hyphen and other shiht I was lacking. I will now be cracking down on grammar and spelling again. You snivelling ignorami.

426 aint bad for a leg. The question is... Class/flighty defensive effort or dour scrubber to replace.

Curry, I can understand if a player wants to switch off from the game but Roos has made a direction to the team that includes an important lesson ,or many, gained cheaply.

That Little man at the helm of Essendon would never become so low (nearly impossible),that he would stoop(hardly needs to) so low as to engage in industrial espionage and personal vendettas against his opponents would he?

There mere suggestion of dropping Neville is ludicrous. Don't mess with Neville again. I'm only joking ,of course you may propose your ridiculous fantasies like the rest of us.... but please never knock the Nev.

Full of inanity once again I see chaps.

This is real red letter day for dealers everywhere. The AfL have given long awaited legitimacy to " the man". I personally never keep records. Keeping records is for the justice system .

I can understand completely. Who cares what the opposition does ? Hardly important. As long as we look good for a half we can just chill then hit the bar.

Maybe Mitch could do something therapeutic like give us back all the money he got and never played for.

kgs or "key grabs"?

We had seven players who were moon descending in Jupiter last week . Looking back on it now,there was no way the Pisces and Libra charts were going to help. We were fooling ourselves astrologically.

Yes they did. We lost the clearances. The only stat that matters.

Faultless yesterday. Tall and quick. Disposal ugly but effective. Could prove to be the next Dustin Fletcher.