Jesse Christ

Here bloody here sister!!

That's not negative really, considering it's Collingwood and Hawks That's not being negative as we have pies and hawks at Etihad. I'll be the first of many to declare I couldn't give a shite about NAB cup anyway

Lol, wrist watch site. Sorry.

Thank you for saving my club Jim. All our thoughts and prayers are with you as you beat this sickness.

Nice story. I never saw Tom "squib" it but I guess that satisfies everyones appetite to deride the little treacherous germ at every opportunity. Let it go FFS, he's forgotten about us, some of you are carrying on like jaded ex lovers.

Magner is massive. Can he kick or is he an in and under handball type?

Our survival depends on us becoming and remaining a club that players want to play for. Free agency can either make or break us.

He would have been gone before we had the chance to select him if he wasn't father son, so that's our silver lining- and we will have to use our first pick on him because every club already knows we want him so they will raise the price for us. Watts looks great! To those people who worry about his "laconic" demeanor just look at the difference between his and Cale's bodies. Says a lot about application right there!

Care factor: 0

A little too simple really.

no need to sugar coat it big guy

why don't you just make a thread for each player on the list in the main board and bump them all on regular occasions. It's not spamming and it will force their hand in making a new board just to save this one

Merry Christmas Demonland administration and members, thanks for providing and contributing to such a kick arse site! All the best to everyone, even the members who I have had disagreements with lol All I want for Christmas is a top 4 finish next year. Or world peace.

Merry Christmas everyone! So while we're on the fitness topic what is the best way to exercise to lose fat but not muscle. I heard too much running burns muscle, but then footballers do a lot of running and most of them keep their muscles.. there must be a more efficient way of losing weight other than walking, but how much jogging/sprinting is detrimental to muscle mass? Just worried I'm going to lose my figure to the silly season!

hahaha I'm struggling to find the words to describe how utterly cringe worthy that was from start to finish. That was mega-cringe! I'm embarrassed lol.. Morton at 2:22..

Think the OP doesn't understand the notion of karma.. I mean what did poor little Johnny do to deserve this? Karma would be stealing a young hopeful off a team by offering way more than could ever be countered and then finding out he is only a second year player who is unproven and has a degenerating knee.. oh wait..

Sounds like the happiest day of your life.. meeting Luke Tapscott AND getting married lol mazeltov. And yes WYL... He knocked the minister back 5 rows..

Alright robot!

LOl

Ergh... I did a "MAloney" I feel dirty! Yeah It will have to be Moloney's for more than a season. We can't rip it off Green, then Moloney.. that's asking for trouble. And in the 3 or 4 years that Moloney has it, if that is how it works out, a new leader might emerge. I have my eyes on Watts, Jones, McKenzie and a couple of others. Present leadership gap aside, how exciting are the prospects of our future leaders!

He will be captain but next year is too early. He will be one of the youngest captains in history so I guess history tells us that more mature leaders are the norm. But I would like to see him get it 2013, or 14. Just to find a way to bridge the gap until then. Do we leave it with Green and hope he will come good, or do we give it to Maloney and then break his heart in a season or two? Tough decisions are these. Glad they're not mine to make.

Bloody-oath. And all it cost us was a trade with Carlton of Brock. Back of the net!

Who made a mistake? A mistake implies some kind of neglect of duties to me. It wasn't a mistake you are using the wrong word when you refer to this guy.

Nah, i'd say there is no master plan here. Just sub standard subject matter. Alright then, here's my contribution- James Magner - Jamesy Rory Taggert - Taggesy Mitch Clark - Clarkey James Sellar - Sellsey Josh Tynan - Tynaney Jai Sheehan - .. The Shedster Leigh Williams - Willsey Tom Couch - Couchey

Obviously needs to bulk up more, and it will be a long road for him body wise as he looks like another Morton frame wise. More time in the gym needed. When he chases he closes very quickly and can usually grab the opponents jumper, but lacks the strength to take an opponent down. Shame about this wrist injury, no matter how minor it may appear, it is taking away golden pre-season training time. With that said I'm looking for an improved Jurrah this year- if only for the impact Clark's presence will have on his game.