Jesse Christ

Yeah but hardtack, they had a real reason to at least show some heart this week- can you see this turning around anytime soon? This isn't one effort, it's akin to the straw that broke the camels back in a way. We know it's round 1- but we were playing an under-strength Brisbane. How are we going to go against a potential finalist??

And to make it worse the backline was in dissaray, it was like none of them have ever played together before. I look forward to seeing wholesale changes and a lift in effort next week. If I see Davey/Green playing next week I am going to seriously consider giving this up. And before anyone jumps on me saying what kind of supporter are you, I say Football is meant to bring you joy; this team brings me heartache, stress and ill feeling!

F/S bidding apparently gets done before the draft, so no we will have to bid a first rounder on him. I'm sure this has been on Demonland like a gazillion times. How many years are we going to be looking forward to the draft instead of finals?! We need a rebuild, we are a disgrace!

Lol at all our new coaches, new backline, forwardline coaches and their assistants. We need a psychologist. We don't need a psychologist- we need a team (to quote Seinfeld) Bring back Bailey. Bring on the draft hey?

I support an insipid team, our leaders are an absolute joke! Game over, can't even do it for yourself let alone a club legend who gave so much to us. I am really upset. Wholesale changes needed, starting with the seniors.

Sorry just a little upset over today's game

These umpires are [censored]! I hate this game!

Alright thought police!

Oh and Trengove solid, Grimes and Rivers started good. Apart from those positives the rest have been average. Long season

Doesn't matter who you have in the forward line we can't buy a bloody clearance fair dinkum! Davey isn't AFL standard anymore hate to say it. He watches and hopes for a dish out. He's lost his pace and his little 15 metre passes do nothing. Moloney is doing nothing. Jones started good and went a bit quiet. Good signs by Magner and Tynan showing a bit of heart. Bail very good, Martin showing signs and if Howe could hang on to his marks he would be a lot better. This is going to be a long, long season. God we lack midfield class and it is plain for all to see!

That's scary for society!

It's the toe injury that leads to a back injury via resumption of duties aka the "Grimesy"

No it isn't. Imposing sanctions on drug users does not work. It forces drug users underground, isolates them to a life with no hope. Punishing drug users isn't the answer, as you say has it worked so far? No it hasn't. I remember reading an article on the decriminalization of drugs in Portugal where they replace jail time with actual help through therapists, psychologists etc. The number of drug users went down instead of up and the number of people seeking help went up- as the stigma had been removed. I can't find it now.

Who was it that signed for one year at the end of last year I forgot? I want the filth to lose someone. Cloke would be good.

An addict is an addict regardless of their background and at the end of the day their lives are in turmoil. Obviously some of you people who have no sympathy because of Ben's background have never had any experience with drugs or addicts and how it their lives. Maybe you should just stay safe in your care free lives with your slipers and your cups of tea and rainbows and not be so quick to judge others?

What about a dinner at Mindy's?

Lol Biffen do you think an addict cares about the public's perception of them? They have a problem and they need help- not judgement from forum heroes such as yourself.

He needs focus in his life. Usually having a kid provides that focus, but it seems this isn't the case here. Feel bad for him, drug habits are hard to kick but it can be done. Hopefully he can kick his too before it ruins the rest of his life.

Because Baseball and Soccer are world games, AFL is unique to Australia and only professionally played here. Plus I can go down to Champs and buy a Yankees cap, can't buy AFL merchandise in America.

I can assure you the average American knows nothing of Australian rules. Even the sports nuts. But I agree if one was to buy a jumper as some sort of momento it would be Melbourne, after the city's name.

Why would a visitor or tourist buy Melbourne merchandise? They have no tie to the city let alone the club. It shouldn't matter where we sell our merchandise in this day and age accessing the merch isn't the problem. Although I do agree that a shop at the end of the MCG tour would be a good idea. At the empire state building they make you exit through a merchandise shop and there's no escaping all the tacky stuff they offer there.

He probably would have gotten off scott free if that was the case hardtack. Ahh I'm bitter.

Are you forwarding these suggestions to the club RP, or just sharing on Demonland? And Bossdog, how is gate C at the G inaccessible? Park on the side street before it and walk 100 metres across the field lazy.

Hey there fellow demonlanders my name is Dajana- or Dianne in English. My friends call me Dee, it is quite fitting as I love the Dees so. Came over to Australia from Croatia with my old man at the tender age of 2- so I'm dinky die Aussie! Follow the Demons because Melbourne is the city we settled in. I am 5'11, lanky and a dead ringer for Rosie Huntington, I am a total klutz and one of the biggest social retards you'll will ever hope to meet (hence my presence here). I would describe myself a tom boy (had no female influences as my mother left after I was born) I speak my mind and I find it hard to trust people. Waiting for our next flag I am very optimistic. Hoping for it to come soon so I have a legitimate excuse to get a tattoo. Oh and the glory that comes with being number one and hopefully shaking that range rover snow [censored] tag would be nice too!

Lol. Typical keyboard warrior stuff. You need balls just to make it onto an AFL list, and here you are thinking you'll do something special if you are gifted 30-40 games. You may succeed in getting a handball off before peeing your pants forum hero.