Queanbeyan Demon

There bottom 12 are very, very ordinary.

I thought they were his lovers.

Your friend reminds me of all the perfect Demonlanders.

Anima projections — a form of unintegrated anima or an unconscious union. And I'm not even joking.

You can blame us actually.

I'm not sure I can cope with a guy named Skipworth coaching the Deez. Can't we find someone named Maximilian DeGraves or Sebastian Truscott-Sinclair?

@picket fence . . . a shed load has gone down since you left town mate. Let me put you in the picture. Jeffo’s the Schrödinger’s Cat of Demonland. He’s simultaneously being traded, re-signed, delisted, and named captain — all depending on which page of the thread you’re on. By the time you get back, he’ll also be running water for Casey and negotiating peace in the Middle East.

Buckley looks like a genius compared to most others in the echo chamber of the walled garden. Hope this helps.

I aint say'in anythin in kase I says somethin @Jaded No More .

I'm going out on a limb here and calling it tonight: Wilson talks [censored].

This is how this plays out on the game day thread @biggestred. Round 1, 2026: Melbourne v Collingwood — Official Game Day Thread First Bounce Poster 1: “Why are we lining up like an NRL defensive set?” Poster 2: “Bellamy’s already got Viney playing dummy-half. Genius.” Poster 3: “Expected score after 30 seconds: 100. Actual score: 0.” Quarter Time Pies 4.2 (26) lead Dees 0.3 (3) Poster 4: “Can someone tell Bellamy we’re allowed to handball?” Poster 5: “Players look cooked already. He’s run them like Storm pre-season. They’ll be dead by half-time.” Poster 6: “Nah, this is a long game plan. Just wait until we grind them down in 6 months.” Half Time Pies 10.6 (66) lead Dees 1.5 (11) Poster 7: “What the hell is ‘fifth tackle option inside 50’?!” Poster 8: “At least Spargo’s finally been used properly. Bellamy’s made him waterboy.” Poster 9: “Conspiracy: AFL House sent Bellamy here to prepare us for Tasmania. WAKE UP PEOPLE.” Three Quarter Time Pies 14.8 (92) lead Dees 2.6 (18) Poster 10: “He just gave the boys a spray in rugby league terms. I think Trac’s been benched because he doesn’t know what a scrum is.” Poster 11: “Max Gawn looks like he’s about to retire mid-match. Bellamy’s cooked him.” Poster 12: “Sack him now. Bring back Goodwin. At least Goody believed in ‘connection.’” Full Time Collingwood 18.11 (119) d. Melbourne 3.8 (26) Poster 13: “Bellamy OUT. Season over.” Poster 14: “No, give him time. Premiership window opens in 2031 once we recruit three front-rowers.” Poster 15: “Reality: Demonland expected score 200 posts, actual score 3 insights.”

No one will be satisfactory enough to coach us - that much is clear.

B.U.C.K.L.E.Y. — Brings Uncontrollable Conspiracies, Keeps 'Land Extremely Yappy

Could be urgued Thats exactly the type of coach we need.

There are a lot more premiership coaches who were battling footballers than the other way around.

If he can get his body right, will be a valuable acquisition for Norf. Their good mids are weak defensively and run forward of the ball. Spargypants goes some way to addressing this problem.

If Curnow stays at Carltank, it's same, same, same. If he ends up at AFLney, he's top 10 in the league.

We should get Flanders for his name alone.

So what you're saying is that they are both, at worst, in the top 10 percent of players running around. And as you like comparisons, de Koning Nobody is ranked 165. At least we're not St. Kilda.

My thoughts? I'm choking on my Cornies.

I understand Demonland is largely a fact-free zone… but here goes nonetheless: Both Trac and Choo Choo are currently ranked inside the top 40 players in the comp according to at least one reputable player rating system. So while we’re busy arguing about whether half the squad should be traded for a 5th-rounder, maybe let’s not forget: on paper, we’ve still got elite talent at the pointy end.

If Buckley gets the gig, he doesn’t need to sit Petracca down with “both barrels.” He just needs to ask one simple question: “Do you actually want to be here?” If the answer’s yes, you lock him in, consider him for the VC maybe, and sketch out a path to the captaincy once Gawn’s beard turns grey. If the answer’s no, you move him on before he becomes a $1m distraction again. Because let’s be honest: the idea that Petracca needs to be threatened into caring is ridiculous. He’s either all-in or he isn’t, and no amount of Buckley theatrics will change that.

He's not ranked in the top 100 players in the League, let alone in the best 44.

This has come from a mind of an absolute genesis. Thank goodness for 'Land.

Norf gave up pick 25 for Calab Daniel. Absolutely diabolical. Total coach killer. May on one leg and half rat power is better than any of the three experience blokes Norf bought in in 2024.