Moonshadow

Online videos of his highlights illustrate very poor kicking, which is a worry

Do you know how many votes he polled this year? (hint: more than 0 and less than 2). Can you please tell me when the last key back or key forward won the Charlie? A dominating player should almost never be taken out of position, except in the event of injury eg. Danger this year, or when 15 goals down, as Neita was, to stem flood of goals.

Folks, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think there's a lot we can learn from our cousins in the football fold (albeit the round ball version). They know how to look after an injured player with speed and absolute care

Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

Lever will dramatically improve our chances of rising up the ladder rather than falling. The FD have chosen a proven A grade 21yo player with lauded leadership skills rather than gamble on picks 10 this year and ~14 next year. If it were a top 3 pick I might be disappointed, even then we haven't had too much success there, but Lever is a very good player ready to make immediate impact that will improve us dramatically. We've used high draft picks often enough of late. Now wouldn't it be nice if Balic proves to be a little surprise packet!

Given he grew up in Romsey, my guess is that the club will billet him out to Demonland's own Romsey royalty. A couple of months at the Manor and Lever will surely become a greater deviant than Col Silva. Make sure you at least keep his fitness levels up Uncle Bitter

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Living up to your name mate.

Agreed. Plus whatever we get for a Watts trade, presuming this happens. Think we are planning something else significant before trade period ends

Rather than look it as 2 x 1st rounders, look at what number the picks are. So over two years it's a pick 10 and (arguably) pick 14 with a swap of later picks. And we get the best young defender in the game, recently in AA squad, massive leadership potential.

Then 18 and 27 to lure a yet to be mentioned mid?

Not to mention the humility gland

Which is stupid because the Cows could use 10 and 2nd rounder to trade for a nifty mid or maybe draft Gus' bro. Seems dumb to slow the boat to a halt when Lever is pizzed off and has said he will go into the draft

Your barking up the wrong tree there dc

Agreed. Especially talking to the media. Leave the talking to the clubs or maybe Jake

Possibly. Case by case, of course. Tom Mitchell may well prove to be worth 2 X first rounders, more so than Omeara.

Comparisons with the Danger trade are not valid. Danger was a RFA and the trade was done so the Cows would get something reasonable in return. They were never going to match Cats offer, especially given their pissweak policy of paying their stars sfa. Danger had also given them many years of A grade service, not 50 games, so they expect greater trade return for years they will miss from Lever.

That would be draft tampering. The rules have toughened up on this. More than likely Lever and MFC would be heavily penalised

Pick 10 or nadda. Hardball. Overs according to their own last two B&Fs. Can't have your cake and eat it too.

Anyone who thinks that B&Fs are influenced by nothing more than player performance are fools. Adelaide have stupidly reduced his trade value in the name of revenge. Dumb footy!

FMD! Jake, get outta there as quick as you can. What a bunch of hypocritical whingers! Not worth much, but we'll have 2 first rounders and btw don't go near the B&F. All class. Welcome to the bosom of the MFC Jake. You're part of the family now.