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I take it that's a rhetorical question Maple. Of course the answer is no. Biffen was on a drug fuelled stupor for a month or two and has only just come back on board sober, and Bitters has been busy offending Demonland's own moral compass by going "boo!" In his face and poking a hallitosis riddled tounge out at him.

Welcome back on board Maple. Did you take a long trip back to your native Canadia?

Too right. Dr John, I think you are masking a homo-erotic phallic infatuation with a failed attempt to call upon history and humour as your point for posting. Get a grip man!

A true nobody

I think time has eroded the legibility of that sign Bitters. I believe it more than likely read "Dr John Hewson"

Conchita Wirst must have exhausted you Earl. Are you a bicycle MAMIL or are you a fixie man?

I believe he's applying for the CEO job at Eros, so maybe not biff.

The Blood Of Hipsters sounds like it comes from the torture room out the back of Earls victorian terrace

Parish has put on a bit of size since draft day. He'll be a strong midfielder.

There's too much Latin and other romantic languages on this thread. Pretentious really.

Did you eat your computer?

Perfect summary of BBOs ideal life earl.

Good doctor, until same sex marriage is legal in this unfair land, droit de seigneur is moot in so far as Earl's servants are concerned

Yes, but Earl is a sophisticate with great taste in emerging music talent. Amongst other, er, how shall I say...... dutiful obligations, I reckon he'd like his servants to sing for their supper.

Conchita Wurst by any chance Earl?

BBO with the amount of po rn you drool over on your computer, I'm surprised you haven't yet invested in a water proof cover and gutter drainage system.

Stop drinking the water from your 7 toilets Toady. It's [censored] with your mind

Enough with the pics Toady. Moderation in everything (as opposed to the moderators)

Biff the problem is he lets go with one hand and then quickly grips with the other. A change is as good as a holiday.

Cat 'o nine tales please

But three times a lady...

Nah, give bbo a call. He'll sort out your alcohol under-consumption Earl

Demonland has been pleasant of late without the resident moral compass arguing and belittling others.

Woosha hypotheticals are irrelevant to the MFC. I trust Roos to answer media questions (that all coaches are required to do) using his considerable media experience and footy knowledge. I've said my peace and will leave you Chris to look for the negative in what appeared to be a positive media story.