Moonshadow

Yeah, nah. Not even close

Daisy I think some of their soccer players come from near there

Well Biffen, it would seem that for many senior politicians and execs their favourite sport is shacking up with much younger employees. Of course, they're all good looking roosters.... Who's going to be next? Nick Xen, Boris Johnson or maybe even our Gil?!

I'd be happy with that claim to fame!

Either way he will earn a large packet and should easily set him up for life.

I'm sure that's not all you'll be spreading around the Far East

By chance, are you related to ENYAW?

Looks like nothing can kill you Biffen, Demonland's answer to John Wayne. PS. Autocorrect on my phone changes Biffen into buffoon. I blame Stuie.

And having only turned18 late last year he may well grow that smidge taller in the next 12 months

Bitters, I thought men of a certain age with, err... how shall I say... a history not dissimilar to that of Woody Allen... were banned from leaving the country. Ethan, it's time to pull the cuffs out. And I'm not talking about the fur lined ones

SE Asia is going to hell in a handbag, quite literally, if Uncle Bitters has his way. Me thinks he will come back with an extra servant for the Manor, perhaps what the local dialect refers to as a 'lady boy'. I'm dialling Interpol's number as we speak

A demonland cross between Donald Trump and Liz Taylor?

This article paints a sad picture of Bomber's life post football http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/mark-thompson-is-a-football-person-without-football-20180110-h0geca.html

Oh, FFS....

As Planning Minister, Madden oversaw development deals done by Paul Salmon as well

Bomber not passing the sniff test!

Wow! You're old Red

How many days until our first game, Red?

I think that's the lube, Toady

Bet it's getting retold by Demonlanders as we speak. Comedy gold Uncle! No denying it.

Speaking of which.... I went into a cocktail bar the other day. Asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave me one.....

Nail. On. Head. Well done Toady. You're catching on! Next you'll be understanding double entendres

Whereas you, Uncle, would rather a CC and dry with a lime twist over ice with your baked beans?