Moonshadow

My kind of festival. Reckon there'd be a few on here that could challenge the judges Mulletfest 2018

An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse. “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold. “Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

Cheryl Kernot? Much the same though.

Not sure that guarantees you of getting a bit Eth

He's my bff. I called it 6 years ago

Red, I saw that you and your family disembarked at Eden. How was the drive back?

According to the latest draft/trade/FA comments coming out of the AFL, even a contracted player isn't secure from switching clubs for much longer https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/afl-2018-new-plan-to-transform-footballs-player-movement-20180214-h0w3fj.html

Very good description Biffen, made me chuckle

Once you've had black, dc......

The Winter Olympics: giving white people a chance to win at sports that no black people can afford to learn.

Agreed if true. Have no idea if we are making a play, but regardless, hating a club for not picking his son is plain stupid and not in his son's best interests

^ terrible

Ironic that the Bombers' James Hird Academy promotes development of Ess father/son prospects, given his propensity to do a 'Barnaby'

Best by far.....

Yeah, nah. Not even close

Daisy I think some of their soccer players come from near there

Well Biffen, it would seem that for many senior politicians and execs their favourite sport is shacking up with much younger employees. Of course, they're all good looking roosters.... Who's going to be next? Nick Xen, Boris Johnson or maybe even our Gil?!

I'd be happy with that claim to fame!

Either way he will earn a large packet and should easily set him up for life.

I'm sure that's not all you'll be spreading around the Far East

By chance, are you related to ENYAW?

Looks like nothing can kill you Biffen, Demonland's answer to John Wayne. PS. Autocorrect on my phone changes Biffen into buffoon. I blame Stuie.

And having only turned18 late last year he may well grow that smidge taller in the next 12 months

Bitters, I thought men of a certain age with, err... how shall I say... a history not dissimilar to that of Woody Allen... were banned from leaving the country. Ethan, it's time to pull the cuffs out. And I'm not talking about the fur lined ones