Moonshadow

Wow! You're old Red

How many days until our first game, Red?

I think that's the lube, Toady

Bet it's getting retold by Demonlanders as we speak. Comedy gold Uncle! No denying it.

Speaking of which.... I went into a cocktail bar the other day. Asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave me one.....

Nail. On. Head. Well done Toady. You're catching on! Next you'll be understanding double entendres

Whereas you, Uncle, would rather a CC and dry with a lime twist over ice with your baked beans?

A very, very scary picture Picket

We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

Milo Yiannopoulos: the alt right version of Corey Worthington

Wonder if Biffen was punching-on outside the Milo Yiannopoulos gig in Melbourne tonight. Maybe teaming up with Prodee, and the Boltmeister to crack a few lefty heads. It looked on the TV kinda like a sandpit fight in kindergarten, only more childish

I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said abruptly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled." Unbelievable what some people are into.

Toady, in the event of Romsey floods, Demonland's very own royalty King Bitters will probably cluster his servants together for him to stand on top of their heads. Should one or two be swept away, they are easily replaced by his missus and/or mistresses. Last resort, he'll call upon his neighbour Jake Lever for assistance. Simples.

Bub, if you are attempting to make us jealous by posting pics of your luxurious, cold drinks whilst we swelter in windy 35 degree heat, I can tell you emphatically and on behalf of everyone on TSBS that it's working. B@stard!

Those newbies will learn to ignore track watcher's cameras .... hopefully.

BANG!!!

What happened to your avatar Toady? That's not a frog? Going all 'mammal' on us, are you?

From 1st hand observation, this is how BBO drinks his wine

Uncle, Red would be in the birdcage chewing through the champers, barely able to keep upright. I'm surprised he is able to type anything close to readable on his phone. Giddee up!

Port are certainly turning their list over. How many is that now that are new to the club after the season ended?

Or 'tied up' with The Gat Block matters?

Offering kids a cheap bottle of cab sav doesn't count

Plenty of tricks up your wizard's sleeve, hey Uncle...

I hear he has chronic and extreme tinea which has potential to infect a whole team via club showers. Pass.