John Crow Batty

Could Benny Hinn help us exorcise our demons? Praise the Lord!

He may be dead right but in our case the horse bolted five decades ago. Sadly we are the club he warns about and thoroughly entrenched in mediocrity.

And Joel Hamling from Bulldogs to Fremantle.

What about Chris Fagan? Not a premiership coach yet but has lifted a team dead in the water to a genuine threat in the near future in only his third season.

After next week it could be GWS replacing the Swans with 1.1 million fans.

Journeyman footballer who will fit nicely into our style of play.

Very poor ruck work by Grundy in the last couple of minutes. Just tapping the ball back into the congested stoppage time after time. Should have tried to knock it into the clear.

How come GWS don’t go flat and tired at a hostile away venue in the prelim after two tough finals like us?

Time to take your lithium.

Completely forgot about that one. My memory is a blank.

Problem is no one at MFC understands this...

It’s stressful because it’s like riding up in a hot air balloon knowing that it’s going to deflate and come plunging down to earth.

I did know a keen MFC fan who recently passed away. Born in 65 and has two adult children. Lived his whole life without experiencing success. His kids don’t follow MFC.

Well it might force the club to actually perform to make some money. It’s getting to the stage after 55 years where sink or swim is the only palatable option.

How our season derailed, crashed and went down the toilet.

Have we recruited anyone of note from the NT since we went up there to play? Our only decent NT players were Matty Whelan and Aaron Davey and they were a long time before we went up there. All the recent good NT players like the Rioli’s play elsewhere. Aside from the money the whole adventure sucks. Cost us games and the only modicum of support we get is from remote locals bussed in to wear brand new MFC gear at the games aside from a few wandering fans. Rather like the GWS supporters.

The AFL want to share the pain for the mediocre clubs. The lucky SA and WA clubs must drool in anticipation of getting easy 4 points in the NT every season.

I cant bear it any more!

Now that Rawlings has defected, its not surprising they would be interested in our players that have an upside with a bullet but not secured. Inside info.

It ain’t over until the fat ladies go down swinging.

Our rise and fall.

Not how I feel but sums up the train wreck that is our season

Brisbane like us also got too many players sucked into the contests and leaving a GWS player to get free over the back in their virtually empty forward line with a couple of minutes to go was very callow. Back line should have been packed solid. Enjoyed Stefan Martin’s game though. Monstered the Mummy.

If it were a boxing match it would be a KO punch. Schofield was down for at least the full 10 count. Low impact is a joke.