John Crow Batty

If the hoarders return all the toilet paper will things go back to normal?

The game needs to go ahead. If the season resumes in a couple of months we need all clubs on equal games played. Besides I want see if have improved over last seasons debacle.

Old filth habits die hard. Been happening since the plague of Shaw’s started playing for Collingwood.

Whoever wins the flag for this truncated season who have to put up with jibes that it is a “Clayton’s” premiership. No doubt our supporters will say the same for another club winning the flag. If we win it will taste somewhat unsatisfying like eating a substantial meal that tastes not so good. To gain real credence the premier will have to back it up the following season. Still it is the lot all clubs are dealt with and have to make the best of it.

No way am I buying a Murdoch product if I can help it. Hope it goes broke.

At least watchers won’t fall asleep

Perhaps the AFL should add the wall of sound one hears in big international soccer games. Like the constant drone and blaring trumpets and other noisome instruments? They can add big cheers when a goal is scored.

My thoughts after the game are for the seagulls who won’t get their feed of discarded chips tonight. Poor things stayed up late for nothing.

Who gives a flapping seagull about who won’t reach milestone games and other useless stats. People are dying, economies are tumbling and jobs are being lost for starters.

Yes, Champion Data has credibility.

I thought the consensus here was that Gary Lyon doesn’t know what he is talking about. Jones is a good kick for goal from long range that is a fact but his general field kicking is not. Bombs the ball too much with poor decision making. For his passing game I haven’t noticed much elan about it. I don’t know why Melksham has the yips on every set shot as he is the most complete and skilled kicker in our team otherwise. Salem is a good kick but has bad days. Jetta is the most thinking kicker in the game. Never wastes a kick if he can help it but lacks range and penetration. Always disposes the ball within his limits. Fritsch is very good also as well as May and Omac.

https://www.facebook.com/Geelong.Cats/videos/2236482963322689/

The bubble just needed an excuse to burst. Trade wars, bushfires, bloated stock market, easy debt and Trump were bound to blow up the economy sooner or later. The virus is just the tipping point.

Mattys Bar and Bistro in Crib Point are having a Corona Virus promotion. Buy a Corona beer and get one dunny roll free.

His perceived lack of skills are not terminal liabilities. His lack of creativity with the ball and inability to generate viable offensive movement when he has it are. However it was encouraging to see him share the ball around more in the practice game against Adelaide.

And the sales of The Hun will rise astronomically. For once it will justify the purchase price but the sewage system might complain.

I prefer an underdog status for our 2020 campaign. We alway come to grief when the media jumps on our bandwagon.

This may be a reality for the game come round 1. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/27/sports/soccer/coronavirus-italy-milan-soccer-stadium-photos.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

He has never been the same after that shocking heavy knock he received a couple of seasons ago. Knocked all the electricity and enthusiasm out of him.

Well meaning but do we need another high maintenance Prima Donna forward?

I still haven’t forgiven Christopher Columbus for discovering America and bringing back syphilis to the civilised world. They could play games in empty stadiums like they do in Europe sometimes. Imagine round one at Optus and no partisan hordes to scream, yell and intimidate umpires. Should put WC right off their game

I still haven’t forgiven Christopher Columbus for discovering America and bringing back syphilis to the civilised world.

Durians kill more people than sharks. That is a fact.

Like us sharing a sleeping bag with a homeless drunk on a cold windy night camped under the Bolte Bridge flyover. The only comfort and pleasure is from us sleeping on the lee side of the wind.