Bitter but optimistic

Quite correct Gallus ! There are too many posters who mindlessly derail sensible threads. I do my best to maintain some order but sometimes I am overwhelmed by the likes of OD's misery, dc's innuendo and Moonshadow's bizarre sexual suggestiveness, that it all becomes too much. Anyway onto important matters. I am going from strength to strength at the gym , however, I have now been instructed to carry a towel to mop up the pools of bodily fluids that I leave in my wake.

So has Sportsbet apparently OD

You can rip Moonie off as much as you like "Dr. Biff" but he is beyond the help of even your most imaginative concoctions.

I reckon McKenzie and Blease have had their cards stamped. Probably Tappy also.

dc mostly cares about the next blue rinser he aims to seduce.

Monday Night WDTA Inter Club Ladies Comp There are currently 3 ladies teams of varying standards in the WDTA Spring 2014 Competition. The Management team would like to thank Daisycutter for his incredible diligence and long after hours commitment in coordinating this competition. Any interested ladies of any standard (or age, or looks) who would like some Monday night (or any night's) action please call dc on xxxxxxxxx. (or pm via Demonland forums) You are just too modest dc. I just lifted this off the Borewood Tennis Club's website.

Yes indeed. I suppose the "season" is just starting for you dc?

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I don't acknowledge that authority BB.

Everybody loves their Uncle Bitter, Moonie.

Come on DC. You win more than your share of "grannys".

I think think the "crouching" relates to the Toiges Mon.

It must be subconscious. I'll have to get back to Freud and ponder your comments. God help me if you are correct!

Yeah Biffen will have a pair of dark sunnies on him and a tin in his hand. Couldn't imagine you'd make money out of him any other way!

I was there that day. Quote from commentary. " The Dees are gunna be something" What the fu ck happened?

The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me). However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored]. Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

Pay that twister.

Where are the sickos - Moonie and Biffen - tonight? Just asking.

We will struggle to make the finals this year.

"It's no use being where the ball aint"

I was about to deliver a putdown and say that I'm choosy about with whom I drink. However, having admitted to drinking with both Biffen and Moonie, such a claim would lack any credibility whatsoever.

Errr .. I think it's females that already have the eggs Jazz!!

I can't believe the defence of Merret he is a [censored] sniper. However, the inept MRP are the real villains of this show. It simply beggars belief that that incident is not, at the very least, made the subject of tribunal review.

1. Made the same mistake OD 2. Made it worse by sitting next to Moonshadow. 3. Can't express the disappointment. After some promising showings early in the year, this "effort" was as bad as anything I saw under Neeld. I don't know where we go from here.

Get back to your immoral dalliances with the blue rinsers dc,the only authority that I will accept a judgement from is Lordweaver.