Bitter but optimistic

You been doing a Rip van Winkle for the last week or so Frost?

The wonders of photo shop pro - or similar

Pair of cretins!!!

Another naysayer. Be careful dc or, one day, the new bbo will arrive in Borewood and you'll lose the blue rinsers forever!

Very negative and unsupportive of you Biffen. I am sure that when I become a new man I'll be be a big hit at the Gat and you'll be in my shadow. BTW. As to "visual stimulation", I was receiving quite a few meaningful glances today!!

I am guessing that both yourself and B Bub have come across similar well intentioned but misguided medicos?

No BB. At this point myself, my Doctor and the PT are still negotiating this concept of "diet". When the notion of cutting back red wine intake was mentioned I became quite agitated and we haven't really progressed.

Jesus Pickett, I always reckoned Stuie was like a mad dog with a bone. You're playing him on a break!

Discuss football !!??

Like yourself jazza, i am transmogrifying into a new and even better me. Had my first gym session (properly called a workout I believe) today. My Personal Trainer escorted me to a treadmill to “warm up”, as she put it. That was quite painful as the side rails rubbed rather nastily on my manly mid section. I was gasping and bawling after about 30 seconds so she decided I was warmed up enough. She also attempted to get me on a bike but that caused some very embarrassing personal issues. Now it was time to “pump iron”. I was led to a machine called the “Pec Deck” – apparently used to develop one’s pectorals. Well my pectorals hang to my waist so I didn’t think further development was required. However, I allowed myself to be guided by the professional (as I have on many previous occasions) An excruciating experience but I did my 5 “reps” (that’s gym talk) and called it a day. I understand protein intake is advised after a workout so I purchased (and consumed) 2 meat pies on the way back to the manor. I’ll have a day’s rest and be back into it on Thursday. However, I feel I have made advances already.

Yes thanks. Couldn't understand the fuss as I hadn't looked closely enough at the fixture to realise there was no timeslot. Thanks D3!

Am I missing something here?

What particular organ is that? Is it sensitive? Pleasurable? Something you dream about Moonie?

Too late to indulge in false modesty dc.

Come on Stu, get down and dirty. Don't let them off that easily.

I only need a sniff.

Jesus OD that is depressing.

I'm good at crevassing.

I'm with R & B on this OD. Pain for the filth is always enjoyable.

Bloody Hell Stu, they're all after your scalp. Come and kick some arse - I know you're up to it!

Where are you Stu? Don't take this [censored] from Looniemoonie. Come online and give him a good smacking.

I'm starting gym training tomorrow dc. Will be a new man in a few years.

Is it trolling night tonight jackaub?

If you're referring to the existing thread binboy, then we are strangely in accord!

Yes it was a salutary reminder of what a top footy team is capable of.... and ... what a top list consists of in terms of personal. Hawthorn loses Buddy but still has three other players around the top of the goal kicking list. FMD !!!! It is the stuff wet dreams are made of.