Bitter but optimistic

Did you have to mention that you heartless bastard!!

Agreed Earl. The chattering classes must be kept in check. BTW. Good luck in your aspirations.

I was there on Sunday. You didn't have to queue very long to get a beer - that was good. Moonshadow was downing them at a furious pace - that was good. However, despite what some posters above saw, I could not take a positive out of the game. We were weak and lacking in basic skills - It was like being transported back in time. There were no positives in that game. It was a membership killer. If I'm missing any thing please advise me. However, if it is positive, I will consider it bull sh ite.

Just watched AFL 360 and saw what Stevie J copped a week for. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE [censored] KIDDING ME !!!!!

Agreed Earl and I and wish you luck in achieving the high office of Marquess in the next Honours List.

Biff - must I remind you of your place in society. You are a successful entrepreneur and exploiter of the unfortunate. However, let us consider your usual associates - bohemian types, prostitutes, perverts, deviants, molesters of various hues etc etc. I know you secretly aspire to social climbing but Romsey is beyond you. Keep your goals within reason ( and at about the same level as Moonie and, I suspect Frosty) I don't mean to be hurtful Biff - consider this tough love.

Just let me clarify Moonshadow’s rather idiosyncratic way of dealing with the facts. (In other words he is bull shiting) True. I did sit next to Moonie at the game - because no one else appeared to want to. True. I did cover my seat with ease but to suggest I needed more than one seat is somewhat exaggerated . BTW The ox has a bigger ar se than me. True. I did guzzle quite an amount of beer. However, not only did Moonie slurp an equal amount but he became increasingly loud and abusive and frightened a child that was sitting in front of us. I maintained decorum at all times. The knee touching incident was quite accidental of course. BTW 1. I exceeded my pb at the gym and did a solid 1 &1/2 minutes on the treadmill. BTW 2. Moonie would not fit into a refined society such as the gentry of Romsey. Possibly even Borewood would be beyond him. However I'm sure he would fit right into Biffen's social circle.

What you say is correct dc. So I wont say IDC. What I will say, is that watching Sunday's sh it has put me into a state on numbed apathy.

High contact, high impact - I don't get it?

Better still, find where Boomer lives and go slap that whinging little [censored] in the face.

Just home. Worst piece of [censored] I've witnessed this club dish up for a long long time.

Just heading off to the gym. Aiming for a pb on the treadmill - although a minute does seem a long time. A solid workout then on to Darklands. Meeting some of the lower classes today - I suppose a little humility will be good for me.

At least spread your ill gotten wealth around and hire some honest tradies to do the job!

No sympathy from me Biff. It's all about profit for you. How about giving a bit back for once?

OK Hulk, I've just been out watching "the lads" stomp foxes, so I'm in a forgiving mood.

You are far too decent fos .... get some vitriol and abuse into your posts.

You're right on the money Hulkster. In fact I I think the moderators should give you a severe sanction for showing Carlton any consideration on Demonland. It must violate the code of conduct ...surely?

And ... do we really GAF dc?

Bitter and Twisted seems more suitable at times.

Indeed dc! Perhaps Stuie could be Demonland's moral compass in the absence of the good lord? Or .... You could also spend your 100 bucks on a range of delights at The Gat. I'm not sure they are edible though!

I posted my awe of these two teams after watching their recent game WJ. I was particulary impressed by both teams ability to dispose of the ball under pressure. Sadly, however, we look more like playing that type of footy in 2026.

Wash your mouth out with petrol and then have a smoke HH. Alternatively, you could simply have nothing more to do with your mother.

Claret is a vulgar and inaccurate term BB. It's all shiraz for me!!

You'll be right OD - alcohol is a preservative.

You can enjoy that until she is around 14 OD. Then switch of for a year or two until a beautiful and mature young woman emerges to enlighten the rest of your life .