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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. I watched this game from the comfort of Romsey Manor RTG. During the third quarter I used alcohol to wash down an additional "atenolol" and my poor gentle bloody dog is still hiding in the bedroom. I'm not wasting my time or energy going to another game this year.
  2. I only have one question. When do we start the rebuild?
  3. I just cant be [censored] tonight.
  4. This club has just about killed my love for this club.
  5. We can neither kick nor handball! FMD! Nor tackle. Nor evade a tackle.
  6. Thanks for the reports from Antarctica guys!
  7. Not enough with the wind KC ?
  8. Your poor old Uncle Bitter has just come in from completing some shovel work at the Manor. It's about 6c here atm. Let's just say if I was a brass monkey , I'd be looking for a soldering iron. I'll bet KC is glad he's not at Casey today.
  9. Hahaha. Thanks. One of your best ever!
  10. Your being profound is quite eerie and disturbing Biffen. Please resume your smut flow.
  11. What a load of [censored]! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz zzz z zz
  12. Yep you just gotta love them being nutted on the line!!
  13. IMHO opinion a "reasonable" amount of alcohol has been consumed when - (a) there is no more available (b) there is more available but you have passed out or in some circumstances, b sub section 1 needs to be be invoked (b) 1. there is more available. you have not passed out. however, it is your buy and therefore you have just remembered a prior appointment and regrettably, must leave immediately.
  14. In fact think of the impact on Aussie History if Alpacas had turned up here "Down came an Alpaca to drink at the billabong up jumped ......."
  15. I'll bet the effer couldn't do it with an Alpaca under each arm.
  16. A Christian Bros education may have done you some good Moonie!
  17. More statements than questions. "Stop ya squeelin, I'm tryin to make a man of ya"!
  18. That was the Christian Brothers method.
  19. Is that what they mean by a "try" do you think?
  20. Well at least now we know Special. You are yet another fully fledged weirdo who will fit perfectly with all the other Dland ferckups!.
  21. [censored] time machines! You got a car yet special? No car car , I'm not reading your [censored]!
  22. Yes! As I said above OD, one is usually looking for a root conjugal relations after the footy.
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