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  1. Bitter but optimistic
    That's odd OD - last week's result just about [censored] my interest in football for this year.
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    I don't understand all these fox type faces and [censored] that follow a post! Can someone please explain? And I don't expect either Maureen Hanson or OD to do so.
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    Of course! It seems funny at the time but the subs always cry after a jolly good flogging!
  4. Bitter but optimistic
    Ignoramus!!
  5. Bitter but optimistic
    What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.
  6. Bitter but optimistic
    Bull shite!!
  7. Bitter but optimistic
    Pm me an address Moonie and I'll express post the knife.
  8. Bitter but optimistic
    Doubt it!
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    Now make of this what you will but it is (for once) a true story. I have been giving Netflix a trial (basically [censored]). They just sent me an email . Dear (my name) we have a movie that might interest you. Name of the movie? CREEP!! FMD!
  10. Bitter but optimistic
    FM!! She looks like she's just bitten one off!
  11. Bitter but optimistic
    Cunny funt!!
  12. Bitter but optimistic
    She keeps them in her knickers.
  13. Bitter but optimistic
    You'd reckon Frost would be a wipeout for the season. Why would you take a risk?
  14. Bitter but optimistic
    I thought this thread would be a failure. Now I see that it has become an opportunity for all you fug ugly Demonlanders to feel better about your ugly selves. Be happy in your own ugly skins - none of you pathetic souls can ever be like Uncle Bitter.
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    It's moments like this that make me love Demonland!
  16. Bitter but optimistic
    I'm one of slobbos most ardent critics. The fact that a bloke who can barely string two words together is the chief footy writer for a major paper (FMD that's another story) makes it difficult for me to convince young people of the value of a higher education. Then of course I realize that Slobbos 250+ games of AFL footy and his coaching career allow him to speak with such authority on all matters related to footy.
  17. Bitter but optimistic
    Give yourself a jolly good flo gging Nashor. You'll be a better man for it!
  18. Bitter but optimistic
    Yes Andrew I've just watched it. Gave Roos a terrible flo gging from which he may not recover!!!!! Just joking. [censored] weak journo.
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    FMD! Roos may not turn up. Imagine the terrible anticipation and quivering fear from the thought of being flo gged by an illiterate wielding a lettuce leaf
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    You been on the funny stuff again pickett? It is against the rules to mention slobbo in anything but a critical, insulting or pejorative manner. You should be banned!
  21. Bitter but optimistic
    I follow the Dees because I am clearly stupid. Proof: I [censored] myself regularly. Surely a redundant and pointless activity when following Melbourne provides more than enough pain for any sicko.
  22. Bitter but optimistic
    That's OK then - the 'lads' were a little concerned.
  23. Bitter but optimistic
    No need to slander donkeys OD.
  24. Bitter but optimistic
    Fair comment Sam but if you can get her details pass them on to daisycutter - he has no scruples - the older the better. Enjoy the red - I'm slurping one also.
  25. Bitter but optimistic
    I imagine you'd have a library of picture books Stu. The ones you can colour in are your favs I'm guessing.
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