Tony Tea

If ASADA finds Bomber players guilty, I wonder how the AFL will wangle it so there are no suspensions and Watson will keep his Brownlow. No way the AFL will allow such severe brand damage.

Dees fans were booing Riewoldt because he appealed for, and got, a dodgy free.

If Melbourne does not deserve a priority pick this year, no one will ever deserve a priority pick.

The proof of the pudding is in the structures.

Fill the banner with collared jumpers.

Irrits.

We need a committee (chaired by Garry Lyon) to decide whether we headhunt or interview.

Beamer doing what Beamer does best - beat up on a sitting duck. FTB.

Comparatively speaking, we had a good weekend.

1) Get good. 2) Win premiership. 3) Hang s**t on "experts". Sorted.

"You will be taken from this place and transported to Australia where you will, for the term of your natural life, support Melbourne."

What? Again?

Knock out every club that struggles and see how long the AFL lasts.

Has MN met his KPIs? Did the MFC botch its KSC? How much is the FD to blame? Will DM issue a DCM? Find out Monday in the PM.

Neeld is cooked. I am circumspect about both Williams and Eade, who base their games around freeing up loose men. I would prefer Thompson, who is the Geelong architect. I would accept Matthews, who is all about contact footy and who commands respect and even though he has been out of the game would attract savvy offsiders. Roos has said no. Melbourne wants Matthews, but don't think they can get him. So they are currently working on Thompson and Eade.

I shudder at the thought of being trapped in a bar with Round Robbo holding court.

The shorter Glenn McFarlane: Melbourne has not won enough games to deserve a priority pick.

Sooo no So.

Yes. Both at home and at work. (Not that I ever read Demonland at work. Not ever. Not even once. Cough.)

The merger was no help.

No So.

In fact, unless Greg actually has given Gerard the good oil, tonight on AW Gerard should state Greg has told him nothing.

Every time the media says "Gerard Healy is the brother of Melbourne's Greg Healy" (as they have done repeatedly) they are sneakily dudding Greg Healy, by insinuating Greg has dished to Gerard. If the media really thinks Greg has given Gerard the good oil, they should come out and say so, rather than seeking to bolster their story by sleazily implicating Greg.

Melbourne great Gerard Healy? Melbourne traitor Gerard Healy.

Slap in the face, or fair assessment?