Demonstone

I don't understand your line of argument here, Dante. Are you sticking up for Trump or just playing "whataboutism"? And what the heck does an Australian politician have to do with USA's situation? I'll meet you halfway and tell you what I wouldn't do, but what Trump and his administration have done: 1. I wouldn't claim the whole thing was a hoax and a conspiracy by my political opponents and/or China. 2. I wouldn't claim that fewer than five people would be infected. 3. I wouldn't claim that the virus is just the same as the flu. 4. I wouldn't claim that anybody who needed a test could get one. 5. I wouldn't claim that we were very close to a vaccine. 6. I wouldn't claim the virus will go away once the hot weather arrives. 7. I wouldn't claim that risk to citizens is low. 8. I wouldn't claim that the virus will miraculously disappear one day. Now, I don't claim to have the solution to this problem but telling lies, being wrong about the facts and not acting a lot sooner surely doesn't help. Thinking that Trump is unfit for the presidency doesn't automatically make you a "leftie", either.

Who is Elbow and what has he got to do with the situation in the US and Trump's ham-fisted attempts to manage it?

In: Virus Out: Footy

If someone has it and has the ability to upload it to YouTube I would be forever in their debt! I've still got it on VHS, Pates. Will consider fair offers of bog roll in exchange.

Can I interest you gentlemen in a tape measure?

On all available evidence, he's still on it. ?

All over the world, people are getting sick and dying from this virus and it's going to get worse before it gets better. But let's make this all about you and your wallet hey?

Send him to Christmas Island.

Poor Tom Hanks, stuck on a beach with only Wilson for company.

Having had glandular fever many years ago, I can vouch for that. I was as weak as a kitten, listless with no energy or appetite and ended up being bed-ridden for a week. Took me months to fully recover so I hope that Salem only has a mild dose.

Do think Dante was just venting, Ding?

Well, that was a waste of perfectly good pixels.

Collingwood first, second and third for me. All the rest equal 4th.

Never in doubt.

John Travolta was hospitalised for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

I'd never heard Viney called "Vin" until last night.

Try Redgum's "I Was Only 19".

Must confess I've never heard the term "nurry" before. Where does it come from?

The thunder box seat?

Salient point considering the panic buying of bogroll.

Now that's just ridiculous. You left out the part where he simultaneously tackled three opponents and then shepherded for himself.

Geez, more pre-emptive sooking! How about looking at the positives like the fact we won, we again powered home in the last quarter with our superior fitness and have just had our best pre-season for ages?

Sook!

Spot on.

Just watched it for the first time and there was nothing in it and no cause for conspiracy theories about Melbourne players. Stop trying to convince yourselves that Jack will get suspended, ya freaks.