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Now that's just ridiculous. You left out the part where he simultaneously tackled three opponents and then shepherded for himself.

Geez, more pre-emptive sooking! How about looking at the positives like the fact we won, we again powered home in the last quarter with our superior fitness and have just had our best pre-season for ages?

Sook!

Spot on.

Just watched it for the first time and there was nothing in it and no cause for conspiracy theories about Melbourne players. Stop trying to convince yourselves that Jack will get suspended, ya freaks.

Mitch Brown listed next to Mitch White. ?

Those aren't the comments I was referring to and I think you know that.

Have you been drinking, SWYL? Not your best work and you may want to delete some of those horrid comments.

That's a very strong looking line-up and very close to our best I'd say.

It's OK mate, at least you're current. Watching the stream of this match?

The banner looks great. You can never please everybody.

Biggest dud since Beau Maister.

Did you really have to quote the whole freakin' post?

Make sure you wash your hands afterwards.

I'd be rapt if their best ten players were missing. I just wanna win, godammit!

In your case, I really don't know if that is even possible. ?

Couldn't agree more, dd36. I emailed the AFL about my dissatisfaction with their shoddy product and unsurprisingly they haven't even had the decency to reply. However, if every poster on this site were to do the same thing, maybe they might take notice.

I've still got our first two finals of 1987 on VHS but that's as far back as I can go.

Fixed

Haha! I once told my dear old mum this very same joke and she seemed to find if funny. Later, I overheard her telling her sister but she told the punchline as "He decided to hang around a bit longer". So, even though she stuffed up the punchline, incredibly the joke still worked!

Do you think you might have missed the obvious joke there??

Notice how half the "crowd" isn't even watching the action?

You must have been standing near me, then. It was at the Lygon Street end and was a dirty, cheap head-high king hit by Matthews.

If Bedford is making a flash as the thread title states, the last thing I'd do is touch wood, Tony.

That's incredible! Neither do I.