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Demonstone

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  1. Sam Kekovich and, in women's footy, Myrtle Ford.
  2. Can we now call the umpires The Doobie Brothers? And wouldn't DOOB be an acronym, not an anagram?
  3. The interview was actually with Jayden's mum. Entertaining enough, but not essential listening for Demon fans.
  4. It's moments like these that make me grateful I don't know any Freo supporters.
  5. Something something mountain something molehill.
  6. Third actually. First one at training, second one at MCG v Swans and third one at Lavington.
  7. I too once fell from a great height, but luckily the ground broke my fall.
  8. If you have a chip on your shoulder, does that mean you're a bit of a spud?
  9. How's his fitness? Can he see out the forequarters?
  10. One night I took two bar girls back to my hotel room, and it was like winning tattslotto. We all got undressed and there were six matching balls.
  11. Just goes to show that there are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't.
  12. We took Luke Molan at pick 9. Armstrong slipped through to pick 25.
  13. A bloke I know cut himself while shaving down there. It got infected and he nearly died from arse-nic poisoning.
  14. Her real name's Rita Pinata, apparently. Had to change it because people kept hitting her with sticks.
  15. Your full stop key appears to be sticking, jnrmac.
  16. Keith is an ordinary guitarist the way that Bradman was an ordinary batsman, Rembrandt an ordinary painter and Ali an ordinary boxer.
  17. Oi! I didn't get this good by accident, sunshine.
  18. Errr ... not their own sisters DC! Although it does remind me of the old joke about what basic expectations Tassie parents have for their kids. Things like food, clothing and a roof over their mouth.
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