Demonstone

SWYL, I simply cannot fathom why you don't just put Saty on 'ignore' if he upsets you so much. That way, you don't have to read what he has to say and we don't have to suffer your vitriolic responses.

You should try it poita, it's good for both your health and the garden.

Kalani White will already be on board by then. Problem solved!

Was also rumoured to have told them to pair up in threes.

May your fedora become a foodora.

Glass half-full? Glass half-empty? I'm more of a realist and recognise that, sooner or later, somebody will have to wash that bloody glass.

Or maybe the proof of the pudding will be in the eating as the saying really goes.

T. Viney? S. Stretch? S. Thompson? You could probably discount J. Toumpas, J. Tilbrook and A. Georgiou.

Trading our pick 8 for 10 and 22 would be a nice win for us. Just do it!

That would mean players could be traded with no warning and without their consent to any club in any State. I don't reckon that's fair and I doubt the Players' Association would agree to it.

A sure way to know you're doing a good job is when people think the sun shines out of uranus.

Better known as the singer with Radio Birdman.

The best thing that ever came out of Adelaide is the road to Victoria.

That's what it means. I don't think PD's "idiot" comment was directed at you. It must be said, in the immortal words of Bernard from 'Yes Minister' that what is written by some posters on this forum is a Consignment of Geriatric Bootmakers ... or, in simpler terms, a load of old cobblers.

You'll need to contact your hairdresser.

# demonmyths

I reckon he could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

Where where?

From that footage, I didn't see any of the dire disposal by foot everyone's been talking about. Looks an impressive player.

They're the latest lot of pejoratives trotted out by the right, in the vein of "politically correct" as an insult.

Good on the club for their stance on this issue. Nobody should have to put up with that nasty rubbish. No doubt some will be sneering, accusing us of being "woke", "triggered" and "virtue signalling".

I'm blowed (geddit?) if I know how you can "inadvertently" come into contact with cocaine to the extent that it shows up in a drug test.

You can't really expect intelligent statements from a poster with a Collingwood player in his avatar.

I think we're all sick of the speculation, theories and wild, uninformed guesswork. Just bring on the draft already, although I note the AFL is milking it by (unnecessarily) dragging it out over two nights.

Yep, Adam posts on here as Supermercado. Demonblog is one of the best things on the interwebs.