Demonstone

Too late, I've just done that when putting on my hairshirt.

He would work well with Jason Taylor. Drafting and trading decisions are always better with Hind sight.

Apparently we're eyeing off two "perennial wingers" in Isaac Smith and Tom Phillips.

A few weeks ago, I had the most vivid dream that Jackson Macrae from the Bulldogs won the Brownlow this year. In the dream, I wondered if they meant Toby McLean but somebody said that he was injured. The very next game, McLean got injured!! So convinced was I by this dream that I went to the local TAB to put money on Macrae at very enticing odds, but the agency's machines were down and the bet couldn't be placed. I intended to return at a later date, but caution kicked in and I've decided to keep my money in my pocket in the expectation that either Lachie Neale will win comfortably or Petracca will prevail. That bloody Macrae better not win.

Can somebody wake me up if and when something actually happens?

This whole Oliver thing has the distinctive smell of a big, fluffy nothingburger.

Broomhead could clean up Dusty if handled right, although he might bristle at that idea.

Carlton didn't gamble, but Eddie Betts.

Broomhead would appear suited to the sweeper role.

Just read mine and it looks like we're getting Earl Grey. Anybody know much about him?

Never gets tyred!

Let's get Jesus Christ!

It's been revealed than Nathan Buckley sent his team out with one goal in mind and Jamie Elliott kicked it.

There's a thread about it in the Scandals & Rumours Board on Bigfooty. Warning: It's Bigfooty.

The winner of Port v Richmond will be Premiers the following week I suspect.

You've got a metal head? I would advise you to steer clear of magnet factories.

Chol is not much chop.

Head says Tigers, heart says Saints. In the other game, I'm torn between dismay that one of them will win and go through to a prelim and elation that one of them will lose and be eliminated.

So somebody's about to get cut?

As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?

I think you've put two and two together and made 22 here, KLV. Oliver hasn't said anything about wanting to go to Carlton. Rather, a Carlton-supporting "journalist" filed a flimsy rumour that he was unhappy about his B & F placing and suggested that Carlton could do with a player such as him. Chinese whispers and MFCSS have unfortunately tricked a few people into the false belief that Oliver wants out.

Nah, that was Bomber Thompson.

Spot on. Never has so much been posted by so many so freaked out by such a flimsy rumour.

Relax nacnud, poor little Coq is impossible to underestimate.

I could explain it to you old coq, but I don't have the time nor the crayons.