Demonstone

I know we've been in dire straits, but I didn't expect to lose Mahoney for nothing and get Chocs for free.

After giving this careful consideration, I think we'll end up with: 1. Charlie Winner 2. Juan Hundred-Gamer 3. Andy Depth

If you believe in omens, I saw a sparrow on the wing this morning.

I heard that Collingwood were quite keen on this Kobe Farmer bloke and will take him with their first pick.

Harmesy doesn't care what you or anybody else thinks of his tattoos. He's not sorry or embarrassed by them. Here's another one he's just had done ...

Rudi worked at Melbourne in 1982 and 1983 when Ron Barassi was coach. He's still going at the age of 81 but I would expect his professional days are well behind him.

Quite the interesting chap, Paul Madigan. I used to love his radio show on 3RRR in the early 80s. High calibre band as well, featuring two Daddy Cools and a Skyhook. Did Doody perform at the gigs?

This is officially known as a "Plantar Fasciitis" injury.

Whinging about players' hairstyles makes you sound like an old fuddy-duddy. It couldn't be less relevant.

Back of Shorts I would have thought.

Better than Tyson?

The meaning is clear. We're going to push the envelope next season.

Never saw this coming ...

Bwahahahahahaha!!! I knew that gag would get a bite from you, P2J. What I can't quite decide is if you are the immature, gullible schoolboy who has fallen for the cult of Trump and won't recognise reality as reflected in your preposterous comments or whether you are just a troll playing the long game.

It's finally been confirmed that Trump will leave the White House with Grace and Dignity. Just as soon as Grace finds her shoes, Dignity gets dressed and they both get paid.

You must really dislike May, Lever, Hibberd and Langdon, then. It works both ways, you realise.

What about the opportunity to play finals and win a flag, David? Surely that would be an incentive to switch clubs if you've spent years playing for a lowly team.

And people thought the egg puns were ova.

Missed the opportunity for Eggan there.

Apples and oranges, Kenty. Frawley is a free pickup, but TMac would require a trade.

I wonder how many people had to look up the meaning of "oeuf" on GOOGle.

What is being sealed by the glass?

Eggs over easy? Wonder how much you'd have to shell out for him.

Alternatively, you could leave the petty politics out of it and give credit where it's due if, as reported, Daniel Andrews is the one driving this proposal which we all endorse.

Is that meant to be a yolk?