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2026 Season Launch: Monday 2nd March 2026

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Hendo is playing for Casey in two weeks and heโ€™s delighted about it.

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11 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Iโ€™m seated between Ricky Mentha and Shane. Ricky was just asked for I.D! The players are not allowed to drink but because there is a wine glass in front of him (as there is with everyone) he needs to show I.D. Ridiculous.

Love to know more about Ricky and how he's going. I have a feeling you may ask. ๐Ÿ˜

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Just now, Palace Dees said:

Love to know more about Ricky and how he's going. I have a feeling you may ask. ๐Ÿ˜

The same way you have a feeling the Popeโ€™s a Catholic? ๐Ÿ˜

Q & A - with the clubโ€™s leaders Max Gawn and Jack Viney.

Captain role - MG: you have to come and take it off me. I love it.

JV: Achilles flared up after the break and unfortunately it didnโ€™t calm down as hoped and surgery was the last resort. Looking forward to returning.

MG: Liked Max Hโ€™s performances over the summer.

Jack and Tom C expected in 6 - 7 weeks.

Max says Kalani can kick (unlike certain ruckmen at the club).


Just now, Lil_red_fire_engine said:

What about Shane?

When Iโ€™m not annoying Ricky Iโ€™ll annoy Shane. Iโ€™ll split the time, itโ€™s only fair.

1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Q & A - with the clubโ€™s leaders Max Gawn and Jack Viney.

Captain role - MG: you have to come and take it off me. I love it.

JV: Achilles flared up after the break and unfortunately it didnโ€™t calm down as hoped and surgery was the last resort. Looking forward to returning.

MG: Liked Max Hโ€™s performances over the summer.

Jack and Tom C expected in 6 - 7 weeks.

Max says Kalani can kick (unlike certain ruckmen at the club).

Max dropped the F-bomb ๐Ÿ˜

Idk what half this stuff is, Iโ€™m so uncultured.

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Q & A - with the Steven King

Feeling real now that the preseason matches have started and been played.

Lucky that he has a good mix of mature players and talented young players.

The big boys have settled in well. Interpretation of the ruck changes important. Donโ€™t want to lose craft.

Credit to Troy Chaplin and his assistants.

Team to be ruthless, selfless and connected.

Kozzie and Trelly no-shows, both unwell.


5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Idk what half this stuff is, Iโ€™m so uncultured.

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I think that chef has been dumpster diving out the back of Woolies. Watermelon raddish, wattle seeds, charred leek, date ketchup ??

16 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Idk what half this stuff is, Iโ€™m so uncultured.

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You've gotta have a cremeux

41 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Iโ€™m seated between Ricky Mentha and Shane. Ricky was just asked for I.D! The players are not allowed to drink but because there is a wine glass in front of him (as there is with everyone) he needs to show I.D. Ridiculous.

I hope you had to show ID being 18.


19 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Kozzie and Trelly no-shows, both unwell.

Arduโ€™s birthday might have something to do with it ? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Trelly can be seen in the team meeting today

41 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Max dropped the F-bomb ๐Ÿ˜

Finals๐Ÿ˜‰

22 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Tonight is the night for induction into the Hall of Fame. This is our current list:-

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How is Robbie not a legend?


19 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Of course the big announcement tonight will be the unveiling of Demonlandโ€™s new Platinum Player sponsorship kindly offered to us by the club as a result of the retirement of Steven May. Weโ€™re just waiting for confirmation of the sponsorship. Stay tuned.

No the big announcement if made, will be Caulfield progress.

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I just chatted with Paddy Cross. What a lovely kid. I told him how genuinely happy folks on here are about him being on our list. Heโ€™s so humble, he said it hasnโ€™t fully sunk in, todayโ€™s been hectic, but heโ€™s gonna take a quiet moment to take it all in.


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