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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 17th November 2025

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The bras are out in force so that can only mean one thing…

2km trial day!!!

Lol… Pete the head physio told me this is his favourite day mainly because it’s the players’ worst day 😁

 
 

Speaking of bras, there's a new one on the market called 'The Sheepdog'.

It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.


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Vines is here ❤️💙

I couldn't make it down today. Hopefully I can make it for the Wednesday and Friday sessions.

Based on the images provided the following players are in attendance.

PLAYERS AT TRAINING:

Lindsay, Langford, Windsor, Culley, CJ, Heath, Jefferson, Howes, Berry, CHandler, TMac, Campbell, Kolt, Henderson, AMW, Mentha Jnr, Kentfield, Adams, Salem, Lever, Fritsch, Sparrow, Johnson, JVR

If anyone can add to this list it would be much appreciated.

25 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

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The bras are out in force so that can only mean one thing…

2km trial day!!!

Lol… Pete the head physio told me this is his favourite day mainly because it’s the players’ worst day 😁

Finals or bust?

 

39 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

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Ricky Mentha seems to have bulked up a bit.

ca someone post results? greatly appreciated. sharp a lock for first

Tim Lamb and Jason Taylor working the phones throughout the session. At least one lengthy conference away from the group

5 minutes ago, deemoralizing67 said:

ca someone post results? greatly appreciated. sharp a lock for first

Don’t think Sharp ran


5 minutes ago, deemoralizing67 said:

ca someone post results? greatly appreciated. sharp a lock for first

If I could work out how to empty the media cache I would post a few pics of the run

Jiath appears to be playing a sweeper / deep back role. He gets back very quick in defensive transition.

It’s all fitness related drills though so hard to read much into it.

Did I say Max Heath was huge? Well he is.

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35 minutes ago, biggestred said:

The 2km world record is 4:43.13, set by Jakob Ingebrigtsen (Norway) on September 8, 2023. The women's world record is 5:19.70, set by Jessica Hull (Australia) on July 13, 2024. 

6 minutes of paainnnnn

This data is a bit out of date (I think c2021) but the AFL was:

  • Harry Sharp 5:28

  • Jay Rantall 5:50

  • Finn McGinness 5:51

  • Fraser Rosman (!) 5:52

  • Dylan Stephens 6:01

This may even be the Draft Combine best but the interesting thing is that none of these has set the AFL word on fire

1 minute ago, waynewussell said:

If I could work out how to empty the media cache I would post a few pics of the run

On Mobile click your profile picture in the Top Right Hand Corner and select My Attachments and delete any attachments you no longer want.

Or alternatively use Imgur or IMG BB to upload images for free and then post the links here.

Just now, Demonland said:

On Mobile click your profile picture in the Top Right Hand Corner and select My Attachments and delete any attachments you no longer want.

Or alternatively use Imgur or IMG BB to upload images for free and then post the links here.

Thanks DL… done!


I miss the good old days when Alex Neal Bullen would finish without breaking a sweat and everyone else looked like they were dying.

The lads bra-ving the elements I see 👀

 
6 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

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Is the blue painted line the 2km time trial line? If so, what's going on with the guys on the white line? Cheating? Warming up? Warming down?

2 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Is the blue painted line the 2km time trial line? If so, what's going on with the guys on the white line? Cheating? Warming up? Warming down?

There are different start and finish points for each group. The different coloured lines are to spread the traffic and make it easier to see what the order is in each group


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