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  • SthSea22 changed the title to The Ivan Soldo Thread
 
2 minutes ago, SthSea22 said:

Worth a look?

Possibly why the Max Health deal has hit a snag?

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Heath deal hasn't hit a snag, I think it'll happen sometime next week when all our other affairs are in order Re Petracca, Oliver, May if he goes.

 
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11 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

How does Ivan Doldo get his own bloody thread on this forum…

No thanks.

Hahaha don't be harsh mate

We have nothing to talk about on the other Threads lol

Worse case scenario for Heath is PSD or DFA. It can’t be snagged. He’s not good enough for a snag


23 minutes ago, SthSea22 said:

Possibly why the Max Health deal has hit a snag?

The only snag this deal has hit, is Tim Lamb is currently caught up doing this with Gold Coast/Trac/Humphrey's management

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Just now, Very Jaded said:

The only snag this deal has hit, is Tim Lamb is currently caught up doing this with Gold Coast/Trac/Humphrey's management

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True but Soldo is now available.

5 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Worse case scenario for Heath is PSD or DFA. It can’t be snagged. He’s not good enough for a snag

Well, that's not true, because Derksen wasn't good enough to be snagged either and was. But this will get done. I hear he's excited to join.


3 minutes ago, SthSea22 said:

True but Soldo is now available.

So is Heath

He will be made a Demon when Tim Lamb has a spare 10 minutes to throw 2 cans of diet Coke at St Kilda and get his paperwork lodged

Low hanging fruit

I reckon we rushed the Judd deal as we may need to use the pick we got in return for a Humphrey/Trac deal

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52 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

Well, that's not true, because Derksen wasn't good enough to be snagged either and was. But this will get done. I hear he's excited to join.

We lost interest in Derksen either due to his contract, injury or the new coach simply not valuing him. He’s yet to find a new suitor. There’s no indication trade price was the issue.

Heath apparently has a contract locked in. The trade is largely a formality and if it doesn’t happen we’ll get him anyway.

13 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

We lost interest in Derksen either due to his contract, injury or the new coach simply not valuing him. He’s yet to find a new suitor. There’s no indication trade price was the issue.

I'm talking about last year. When GWS blocked his trade.


2 hours ago, Very Jaded said:

The only snag this deal has hit, is Tim Lamb is currently caught up doing this with Gold Coast/Trac/Humphrey's management

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Don’t forget the coaches

Hullo, Max Heath.

Goodbye, this thread.


7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I’m not Soldo on this one

I vander vhy?

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