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Just now, BoBo said:

Trueeeeee. Meanwhile Maynard murders six Brisbane players with a hammer on the field but thereโ€™s no explicitly specific rule against that so he plays.

football act

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3 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Hard to see Michael Christian not suspending an oppo player if the Pies win tomorrow though.

I thought his right arm was released before he hit the ground but not in time for him to pull it free therefore he landed on it as though it was pinned.

8 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

If he gets suspended for that play the grand final in dresses.

I donโ€™t diasagree, but Iโ€™m curious to see how HQ / MRO will handle this especially if Pies get through.

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Jack Henry playing with one leg. No Stewart.

Geelong are more cooked than Dangerโ€™s bench side kebab.


13 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

If he gets suspended for that play the grand final in dresses.

Itโ€™s outcome based isnโ€™t it? Someone is concussed, someone must be guilty. Thatโ€™s what happened to May.

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Jack Henry playing with one leg. No Stewart.

Geelong are more cooked than Dangerโ€™s bench side kebab.

Ladies and gentlemen you have your first grand finalist for 2025.

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1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Itโ€™s outcome based isnโ€™t it? Someone is concussed, someone must be guilty. Thatโ€™s what happened to May.

Depends on what one โ€˜couldโ€™ and โ€˜shouldโ€™ do and know. Brilliantly subjective metrics.

4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I thought his right arm was released before he hit the ground but not in time for him to pull it free therefore he landed on it as though it was pinned.

Cue the biomechanist! This is a wet dream scenario for SEN and Hutchy.

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10 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Hard to see Michael Christian not suspending an oppo player if the Pies win tomorrow though.

9 minutes ago, doc roet said:

Suspension would dependent on if the Filth get thru.

2 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

I donโ€™t diasagree, but Iโ€™m curious to see how HQ / MRO will handle this especially if Pies get through.

The fact that weโ€™re discussing a possible suspension that hinges on the outcome of another game (tomorrow night), tells you how corrupt the MRO system is.

Jack Martin zZERO possesions in Half of footy what a Joke of a player, Stengle not much better


5 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Gonna be a wet second half. Reckon thatโ€™ll suit Hawks more.

Whoa, Thanks. You just reminded me to take the washing off the line ๐Ÿ˜…

5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Whoa, Thanks. You just reminded me to take the washing off the line ๐Ÿ˜…

How the ball is going straight is beyond me, Iโ€™m trying to figure which little piggy built my house because it may not be standing tomorrow morning with this wind.

27 minutes ago, Colm said:

Has to get suspended. Pinned both arms and drive his into ground. Resulted in concussion

Stewart misses a potential GF so Chol should

An easy call to suspend Chol. Text book dangerous tackle. Meanwhile - no free kick for it!


9 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Jack Martin zZERO possesions in Half of footy what a Joke of a player, Stengle not much better

Then all of a sudden..

Mitch Lewis has been dropped this year

Can we get in his ear with a big deal?

I know some on here think tall fwds aren't that important these days but I disagree. No coincidence the top teams have all the best ones

1st quarter - Geelong shaky and nervous

2nd quarter - Hawks shaky and nervous.

Great game of footy now. The Cats runners and deliverers are starting to dominate.

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3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Then all of a sudden..

he has 3 touches now ๐Ÿ˜‚

Biggest waste of talent I've been in the game. Was rated higher than Hogan at 18yo

25 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Jack Henry playing with one leg. No Stewart.

Geelong are more cooked than Dangerโ€™s bench side kebab.

Sure about that?


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