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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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3 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Gee I miss Nibbler!

Thinking the same, heart and soul player.

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    1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

    Jesus ANB has been good. His ball use has improved dramatically over the past few years.

    I miss him in the red n blue

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    Cox! Gloat Episode 11 GIF by The Simpsons

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    Neal Bullen is a great player So good to see him playing a role

    Good on him

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    Just now, Jaded No More said:

    Mason Cox is an embarrassing footballer

    And not a nice bloke.

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    Nibbler best on at the moment! His hard ball gets and delivery into F50 has been excellent.

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    Suck that up 😎. Hope it hurts

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    Memo to Adelaide

    Don’t kick it to Mr Knees

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    FFS. Insufficient intent when you handball whilst being slung in a swivel

    Absolutely no understanding of the game

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    The top six are reasonably close but we really should have ended pies double chance.

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    The fake fighting at HT is embarrassing

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    The fake fighting at HT is embarrassing

    I was waiting for someone to get smacked over the head with a folding chair.

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    22 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

    Jesus ANB has been good. His ball use has improved dramatically over the past few years.

    Yep

    My son’s fave

    Still one of mine

    How was that kick to the lead out

    Please Can someone lay that mung bean Maynard out

    Edited by Superunknown

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    I'm not much or a poet, but here it goes

    I call my masterpiece "I HATE COLLINGWOOD"

    I Hate Collingwood.

    I hate Collingwood.

    I hate Collingwood because.

    I hate Collingwood because of that Maynard is a dog.

    I hate Collingwood because Eddy is a [censored]

    I hate Collingwood because Sidebottom and Pendlebry are old but bloody good.

    I hate Collingwood because Elliot looks like he wears eye-liner but kicks goals

    I hate Collingwood because Daicos plays for frees and has the umpires on their knees

    I hate Collingwood because thier supporters have no teeth or any substance underneath.

    I hate the rest of them because

    I hate Collingwood

    I hate Collingwood

    I hate Collingwood

    I just hate these Fkning [censored]

    Can't think of any more rhyms, but please Crows just get it done and help put the scum that is Collingwood on their way in strait sets.

    P.S. I think I mainly hate Collingwood because of Maynard, Eddy and the umpires main man Daicos.

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    Josh Daicos quietly racking up 150 games in the shadow of his annoying little bro.

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    So

    1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Josh Daicos quietly racking up 150 games in the shadow of his annoying little bro.

    Both Faicos's are annoying.

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    Rankine would have been the difference tonight

    I hope it burns

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