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1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

Jesus ANB has been good. His ball use has improved dramatically over the past few years.

I miss him in the red n blue

 

Cox! Gloat Episode 11 GIF by The Simpsons

Neal Bullen is a great player So good to see him playing a role

Good on him

 

Nibbler best on at the moment! His hard ball gets and delivery into F50 has been excellent.

Suck that up 😎. Hope it hurts


Memo to Adelaide

Don’t kick it to Mr Knees

FFS. Insufficient intent when you handball whilst being slung in a swivel

Absolutely no understanding of the game


The fake fighting at HT is embarrassing

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

The fake fighting at HT is embarrassing

I was waiting for someone to get smacked over the head with a folding chair.

22 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

Jesus ANB has been good. His ball use has improved dramatically over the past few years.

Yep

My son’s fave

Still one of mine

How was that kick to the lead out

Please Can someone lay that mung bean Maynard out

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I'm not much or a poet, but here it goes

I call my masterpiece "I HATE COLLINGWOOD"

I Hate Collingwood.

I hate Collingwood.

I hate Collingwood because.

I hate Collingwood because of that Maynard is a dog.

I hate Collingwood because Eddy is a [censored]

I hate Collingwood because Sidebottom and Pendlebry are old but bloody good.

I hate Collingwood because Elliot looks like he wears eye-liner but kicks goals

I hate Collingwood because Daicos plays for frees and has the umpires on their knees

I hate Collingwood because thier supporters have no teeth or any substance underneath.

I hate the rest of them because

I hate Collingwood

I hate Collingwood

I hate Collingwood

I just hate these Fkning [censored]

Can't think of any more rhyms, but please Crows just get it done and help put the scum that is Collingwood on their way in strait sets.

P.S. I think I mainly hate Collingwood because of Maynard, Eddy and the umpires main man Daicos.

Josh Daicos quietly racking up 150 games in the shadow of his annoying little bro.

So

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

Josh Daicos quietly racking up 150 games in the shadow of his annoying little bro.

Both Faicos's are annoying.

 

Rankine would have been the difference tonight

I hope it burns


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