Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (โ‹ฎ) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

still no sign of our ghostwriter must be practising her flogging

ย 

This is tough I want Melbourne to win but -- a dogs win might give us the chance to boot the Pies out of the eight in the last week. A big ask but how good would that be.

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

In the grand scheme of things the result doesnโ€™t really matter.

So iโ€™m hoping to enjoy the game and see our young players develop.

We are a professional group so I doubt weโ€™ll lay down and not put in the effort.

Darcy is over a foot taller than our defenders so itโ€™s hard to see how he doesnโ€™t dominate

On the other hand, their defence is still average so get it in quickly and we can get some easy scores

All I want is for us to not give Essendon a top 5 pick. Thank you.

ย 
5 hours ago, Wodja said:

On the flip side not long after, there was Gawny doing the spin as expected saying something to the effect that he was amazed how quickly he and the side has moved on.ย  It was very easy to see right through this.ย  He was just doing his job.ย  In my opinion he clearly was not a happy man.

And thatโ€™s exactly what that was.

Folks donโ€™t wanna hear it but what Max said doesnโ€™t reflect how the players feel. It likely doesnโ€™t even reflect how he feels. But he had to do it.

I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and Iโ€™m not about to elaborate but letโ€™s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people donโ€™t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

1 hour ago, ghost who walks said:

still no sign of our ghostwriter must be practising her flogging

She doesnโ€™t need to practice her flogging. Sheโ€™s a flogging maestro ๐Ÿ˜…

She went to her sisterโ€™s birthday party last night planning on staying for a couple of hours and not drinking. Cut to 3am and sheโ€™s staggering up to her front door loudly telling the neighbourhood sheโ€™s gotta get up early to go watch her mighty Dees smash the pies ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Cut to 3am and sheโ€™s staggering up to her front door loudly telling the neighbourhood sheโ€™s gotta get up early to go watch her mighty Dees smash the pies ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

She drank so much she time travelled to the future

8 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

She doesnโ€™t need to practice her flogging. Sheโ€™s a flogging maestro ๐Ÿ˜…

She went to her sisterโ€™s birthday party last night planning on staying for a couple of hours and not drinking. Cut to 3am and sheโ€™s staggering up to her front door loudly telling the neighbourhood sheโ€™s gotta get up early to go watch her mighty Dees smash the pies ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

a thing of arobic beauty

7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

She drank so much she time travelled to the future

Sheโ€™s putting the stoopid time machine on FB market place coz last night it took her back to when she was 20yo and could drink to excess and still function adequately the next day.

ย 
10 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

She doesnโ€™t need to practice her flogging. Sheโ€™s a flogging maestro ๐Ÿ˜…

She went to her sisterโ€™s birthday party last night planning on staying for a couple of hours and not drinking. Cut to 3am and sheโ€™s staggering up to her front door loudly telling the neighbourhood sheโ€™s gotta get up early to go watch her mighty Dees smash the pies ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

My little sheet rack you must get off the pi.. before the game ,flogging and throwing up dont go well

..

3 hours ago, DubDee said:

.....

Darcy is over a foot taller than our defenders so itโ€™s hard to see how he doesnโ€™t dominate

........

Maths not a strong point?

Darcy 205cm

Tommy Mac 195cm Turner about the same.

That's 10cm

10cm is not over a foot!

If it is then.... wow!


2 minutes ago, ManDee said:

..

Maths not a strong point?

Darcy 205cm

Tommy Mac 195cm Turner about the same.

That's 10cm

10cm is not over a foot!

If it is then.... wow!

Iโ€™m dumb

apologies

Edited by DubDee

27 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

And thatโ€™s exactly what that was.

Folks donโ€™t wanna hear it but what Max said doesnโ€™t reflect how the players feel. It likely doesnโ€™t even reflect how he feels. But he had to do it.

I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and Iโ€™m not about to elaborate but letโ€™s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people donโ€™t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

Thatโ€™s a perfectly understandable response.

Edited by Deeoldfart

24 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

And thatโ€™s exactly what that was.

Folks donโ€™t wanna hear it but what Max said doesnโ€™t reflect how the players feel. It likely doesnโ€™t even reflect how he feels. But he had to do it.

I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and Iโ€™m not about to elaborate but letโ€™s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people donโ€™t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

The players have every right to be ropeable right now...with themselves. Reality is, rightly or wrongly (and whether it was going to last another 12 months who knows) Goodwin would still have the job right now if not for the players' 'laydown Sally' a couple of weeks back. They made the situation untenable.

If the players are seriously more annoyed with the board than themselves then I am hugely concerned that they might be the most delusional group of people ever assembled. They had their chance to show their desire to see Goodwin safe in his job and they burnt him.

Now over the last 3 rounds we get to see if they'll burn the club down too. 3 bad losses may significantly hurt our chances of trying to convince someone to take the coaching job.

If they do lay down over the last 3 then it might just confirm we are better going with a young coach and a rebuild than a reset anyway.

28 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

And thatโ€™s exactly what that was.

Folks donโ€™t wanna hear it but what Max said doesnโ€™t reflect how the players feel. It likely doesnโ€™t even reflect how he feels. But he had to do it.

I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and Iโ€™m not about to elaborate but letโ€™s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people donโ€™t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

Is it:

Perhaps the players should have performed better!

Game plan not good enough!

Playing list not as good as we think!

Players slow learners as after 4 years still canโ€™t kick to advantage if forwards nor forwards lead to good positions!

Completely understand the players feeling upset and angry at the boards decision

But they are paid professionals so they better go out and give 100% and not have a sook

Every kids dream to run out on the G on a sunny day to play footy


3 hours ago, DubDee said:

In the grand scheme of things the result doesnโ€™t really matter.

Darcy is over a foot taller than our defenders so itโ€™s hard to see how he doesnโ€™t dominateโ€ฆ

Happy Snow White GIF by Regal

Pre-game warm up for todayโ€™s back six

Edited by Tarax Club

44 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

.....

I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and Iโ€™m not about to elaborate but letโ€™s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people donโ€™t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

Doesn't bode well for a decent effort today I fear.

12 minutes ago, rufus said:

The players have every right to be ropeable right now...with themselves. Reality is, rightly or wrongly (and whether it was going to last another 12 months who knows) Goodwin would still have the job right now if not for the players' 'laydown Sally' a couple of weeks back. They made the situation untenable.

If the players are seriously more annoyed with the board than themselves then I am hugely concerned that they might be the most delusional group of people ever assembled. They had their chance to show their desire to see Goodwin safe in his job and they burnt him.

Now over the last 3 rounds we get to see if they'll burn the club down too. 3 bad losses may significantly hurt our chances of trying to convince someone to take the coaching job.

If they do lay down over the last 3 then it might just confirm we are better going with a young coach and a rebuild than a reset anyway.

Bloody well said! These players have a lot to answer for. A lot of them have been putrid for the past 2-3 seasons. Show some ticker, or bugger off


For those at the ground today, at halftime weโ€™re doing a โ€œbay bannerโ€ which is part of the AFLW promotion. A huge banner will be draped over our bay and it will be quite the spectacle. Weโ€™ll be sitting under it and weโ€™ve been told to wiggle around while under it and if ever there was a DA event tailored for meโ€ฆ this is it ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

This is itโ€ฆ

343113E9-624B-4BB5-BFD4-E771488CCC7E.jpeg

Edited by Ghostwriter

What an absolutely glorious day to be watching footy & not under a roof.

A fresh voice might be good today, I have no expectations today. Just want to see what Chaplin brings in

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

And thatโ€™s exactly what that was.

Folks donโ€™t wanna hear it but what Max said doesnโ€™t reflect how the players feel. It likely doesnโ€™t even reflect how he feels. But he had to do it.

I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and Iโ€™m not about to elaborate but letโ€™s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people donโ€™t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

Purely from a curiosity perspective, considering what just happened a few days ago and your close relationship with some of the players, what sort of Melbourne do you think will front up this afternoon?

I flip and flop, I can see a real statement game or I can see them going through the motions. In other words, I have no idea๐Ÿ˜

If I had to guess, sadly it will be the later, hope Iโ€™m proven wrong

Edited by Wodja
Added last sentence

ย 

Against the Bulldogs? I'd like a little bit of bang, bang, bang deja vu.

Edited by Demonised
Spelling

It is certainly not in the playerโ€™s best interest to sulk and put up an average performance. Their future coach will undoubtedly be watching today.

I heard Paul Roos say that he watched the last few games of the season before he took over as coach, and was so impressed with Nev Jetta he saved him from a certain delisting.

Opportunity aplenty for players to show their next coach what theyโ€™re made of.

As Gawny said, footy waits for nobody.


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions โ†’ Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.