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Gawn - competition’s worst kick

Viney - no senior leadership

Pickett - disappeared second half

Howes - beat his opponent

Petracca - rarely looked interested

Oliver - devoid of relevance

Bowey - maintained the rage

Langdon - lost all drive

Turner - impressed in patches

Salem - overstayed his welcome

May - was surprisingly humiliated

Lever - time to go

van Rooyen - no trade value

Langford - needs a break

Chandler - failed to perform

Sparrow - was irrelevant again

McVee - loose and fumbly

Windsor - lost all potency

Rivers - little to commend

Petty -unfit and incompetent

Melksham - still on plane

Lindsay - limited game time

 
 

Petracca, Oliver and Viney: Cannot stop fumbling
Inside 50 kicking - Worst in competition
Defending ball movement - Outdated zone defense
Defenders: Have become fallible
Simon Goodwin: Struggles to innovate
Goalkicking coach: Pack your bags

May - smashed by Georgiades.

Turner - solid under pressure.

McVee - struggled to cope.

Lever - going downhill fast.

Bowey - sound but limited.

Howes - not the worst.

Rivers - seldom in game.

Salem - steady as usual.

Gawn - Goal-kicking astray again.

Petracca - off the pace.

Viney - woeful kicking accuracy.

Oliver - effort without skill.

Sparrow - outpaced all day.

Langford - some good touches.

Langton - wasted in role.

Pickett - early brilliance faded.

Chandler - hardly a sniff.

Fritsch - had few chances.

Melksham - carried little threat.

Van Rooyen - not the answer.

Petty - please trade him.

Windsor - couldn't find space.

Lindsay - little game time.


Gawn - Richo's barn door

Viney - **** for brains

Fritsch - some important cameos

Petty - McCain farm fresh

Bowey - continued stellar season

Turner - leave him forward

Rivers - continues wasteful disposal

Windsor - line through him

Melksham - was well held

Kozzie - limited past first

Petracca - never looked damaging

Oliver - lethargic and slow

Langford - well timed bye

Salem - approaching swan song

Pickett - traditional Pickett game

JVR- one good passage

Melbourne football club - draft elite users!!!!!!

Gawn. He can't keep carrying this side. Tried his guts out. Yes his kicking wasn't good, but even if half the side had his endeavour, we would have been much closer.

3 Words? Not Gawn's Fault.

 

Are cracks appearing 🤔


Everyone knows Gawn is a shocking kick at goal. Can he at least try a snap shot like everyone else does, handball it to someone running by or chip it backwards to a better kick.

7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Are cracks appearing 🤔

Do you mean in their kicking shoes beelzebub, that is what is shining through for the whole world to see. After watching that Jachovich and Andy Lovell clip this morning they were kicking them from every angle, both were more solid than our current crew, are we to lean???

23 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

Everyone knows Gawn is a shocking kick at goal. Can he at least try a snap shot like everyone else does, handball it to someone running by or chip it backwards to a better kick.

And do you ever see anyone doing that...

1 hour ago, demon3165 said:

And do you ever see anyone doing that...

No but I've never seen a 7 time All Australian kick at goal so badly


2 hours ago, demon3165 said:

And do you ever see anyone doing that...

Did it the othe week handing off to Milkshake.

There should always be someone(s) running past for options

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Did it the othe week handing off to Milkshake.

There should always be someone(s) running past for options

Which ended in Dee-saster!!! Melksham missed as well

2 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:


No but I've never seen a 7 time All Australian kick at goal so badly

Just look how he holds the ball over the leg, the height of the ball drop, and how his legs swing in an arc, but if you look at the last game, kick after the siren in 21, he kicks the ball in a stabbing motion and his foot kicks through the ball big and was straight as.

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