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Burton let the Kozzi kick go through lol

 

No Pickett

No Melbourne

We can trade the rest of the team today

 

KOZZIE!!!

PAY THAT MAN MILLIONS....oh

hahah

Worth every cent


Petracca squibbed it

Understandably

I gather Trac missed the flight. I'm listening from Italia. Just thought he might be here.

 
Just now, Deespicable said:

Is anyone with me that now is the time to switch Petty and Turner around.

Petty should be out for T-Mac

Lever out for Adams

Turner goes forward


1 minute ago, jnrmac said:

Petracca squibbed it

Understandably

Unfortunately I was thinking the same thing. Sad.

If you didn't know better, you'd think we were the ones who had the flu run through the club, not Port

That 50m was cooked. He wasn't in front of goal


Is it time to trade Tracc?

What the hell was that Melky?


1 minute ago, Go Lordie said:

Is it time to trade Tracc?

That kick to Melksham was an absolute shocker and a two goal turnaround.

Disgusting.

Tracc just has to kick it to Melk's favoured side there but instead kicks it on his [censored] HEAD! 12 point turn around. [censored] pathetic

Average kick from Trac. Way too much time to get to Melk.

........... and it cost us a goal.

 
5 minutes ago, DeeSince73 said:

Heley frothing about McVees bump....[censored], he hates us......and I hate him too. GGF. These commentators talk up every little thing and need to STFU.

Can’t stand Healy either. Loves the smart a$$ remarks. It’s same old / same old week in week out.🙄

Edited by jane02

I give up on this team

How many dumb footballers can you fit into a term

Tracc with easy hit up to melk, intercept ends up with pa goal


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