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28 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

As an emergency why is he in Melbourne?

That tweet was posted yesterday. He surely travelled with the team as the travelling emergency, doesn’t mean there’s definitely a late change.

 

Well I've got to work today so I won't see a thing & will check the score at 6. 2 weeks ago I did the same thing & got a shock when I saw the Saints score.

Nothing will surprise me today

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Me lead her astray?!!! It’s the other way around. Actually we’re as bad as each other. Luckily Scott Frittata - aka the sensible one - is here to rein us in 😅

I dont believe any of that you little scallywag

 
1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

As an emergency why is he in Melbourne?

I will ask him when i see him down the pub later


Will we get the Port that beat the Giants last week or that lost to the dogs by almost 100pts?

Hard to predict this one. But we have been more consistent in the past 6 weeks imo and we’ll role them by 25pts

Reckon Visentini is having Gawn related nightmares??

Or will they start Sweet i wonder?

 

Look. There are plenty of reasons to despise the Pies, but honestly, my last 4 matches I have been to between us and them (QF final included) the civility has been shockingly good. Kings Birthday last week was a vibe.

I genuinely believe Port have the most rabid fan base and for the only 2 Adelaide Oval matches I have been to to come to the conclusion that they are worse than Collingwood says a lot.

Really hope we put them to the sword.

Also… 😂

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Edited by VNightCityLegend

I’ll be very impressed if we bring the manic pressure for 4 quarters again. A crushing defeat last week and our season is done.

Let’s see where we are at mentally


Watch them target Gawn. They do it every time. Cheap shots, behind the play. Dirty snipes.

Hopefully he gets some protection. Maybe, May could earn some brownie points back by sorting out a few of these squibs

Umps will do bigger all.

Go dees

6 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m currently at the airport having a vodka and whatever with Pauline Fritta..

Look out Adelaide! Here we come!!!

It is now midday so you must be in fine form then? @Ghostwriter 😂

Another game where we'll have to beat 22 opposition players and 4 hopeless umpires

Should we accidently kick straight we will win comfortably

Bring it on, Dees!

this is not for the season, but for the future

roo needs to step up

rivers and mcvee need to get back to form

still annoyed they dropped tholstrup and didnt manage langford and linsay but that is ok

big day for windsor

46 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

Look. There are plenty of reasons to despise the Pies, but honestly, my last 4 matches I have been to between us and them (QF final included) the civility has been shockingly good. Kings Birthday last week was a vibe.

I genuinely believe Port have the most rabid fan base and for the only 2 Adelaide Oval matches I have been to to come to the conclusion that they are worse than Collingwood says a lot.

Really hope we put them to the sword.

Also… 😂

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I know it's so wrong but if ever an argument for Eugenics was to be right, this photo would do the trick.


salem needs to lift to his 2021 heights

that has been a big loss

Edited by clarrypetracca135

6 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m currently at the airport having a vodka and whatever with Pauline Fritta..

Look out Adelaide! Here we come!!!

Hopefully we will see some more Fritta brilliance today without any heroics and all will be well in Demonland.

2 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Hopefully we will see some more Fritta brilliance today without any heroics and all will be well in Demonland.

i want team brilliance lmao

a win would be nice too tho

53 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I’ll be very impressed if we bring the manic pressure for 4 quarters again. A crushing defeat last week and our season is done.

Let’s see where we are at mentally

I hope we have the energy given the power have two days more rest.


omw to the game and i can see a port or maybe cats fan on my bus doing a line of ‘sugar’, great start to the day:)

11 hours ago, Lou C. Fur said:

I'm hoping that we are so F*c$ed off about the loss that we should have won last week that the anger is channelled with laser accuracy and we give absolutely no mercy. I expect it will be an absolute bloodbath.

The Alberton Blood Bath of June '25 has a kinda ring to it doesn't it?

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

1 hour ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

It is now midday so you must be in fine form then? @Ghostwriter 😂

Nah one drink is more than enough for me. Can’t be nodding off on my flogger now can I?

 

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