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On 31/05/2024 at 20:22, Deelectable said:

Totally outraged! Why on earth would we have agreed to an ad with Heeney taking a screamer over Petracca? Maybe a bit tongue in cheek but don't like it. Demeans our champion. Hoping there is a reverse sequel I may have missed.

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If ever Colgate-Palmolive (or any other corporate for that matter) wants a broad-spectrum focus group to test their ads, they know where to come now!

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Maybe it should have been a Collingwood player being leaned upon, so as to reach a target demographic of fans that historically haven't used Colgate (or any toothpaste, for that matter)...!

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I can't believe Petracca's agent agreed to the format used in the Colgate ad. Heeney gets to take the screamer over Tracc and also gets the last, long shot lying on the ground flashing his pearly whites. Did they draw straws or flip a coin? I'm astonished they didn't shoot two versions, one for NSW and one for Victoria ( the other states probably aren't that fussed, I'm guessing). Maybe Tracc got paid more to take the fall. If he did he made a big miscalculation. Every time I see it, I die a little inside. Go Dees! ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต

27 minutes ago, Go Lordie said:

I can't believe Petracca's agent agreed to the format used in the Colgate ad. Heeney gets to take the screamer over Tracc and also gets the last, long shot lying on the ground flashing his pearly whites. Did they draw straws or flip a coin? I'm astonished they didn't shoot two versions, one for NSW and one for Victoria ( the other states probably aren't that fussed, I'm guessing). Maybe Tracc got paid more to take the fall. If he did he made a big miscalculation. Every time I see it, I die a little inside. Go Dees! ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต

better things to die for, gl

and it's only a make-believe ad ๐Ÿ˜€


20 minutes ago, Go Lordie said:

I can't believe Petracca's agent agreed to the format used in the Colgate ad. Heeney gets to take the screamer over Tracc and also gets the last, long shot lying on the ground flashing his pearly whites. Did they draw straws or flip a coin? I'm astonished they didn't shoot two versions, one for NSW and one for Victoria ( the other states probably aren't that fussed, I'm guessing). Maybe Tracc got paid more to take the fall. If he did he made a big miscalculation. Every time I see it, I die a little inside. Go Dees! ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต

At halftime at our Swans match some friends and I were talking to a little Dees boy who happened to have a speech impediment. He was animatedly telling us something about the Swans that he didnโ€™t like. Just when we were about to concede that we couldnโ€™t understand what he was saying, I recognised two words.. โ€œtoothpaste ad.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Remarkably, I think this is a 'merge thread' case.

@Go Lordie You'll be pleased to know that this ad has irked a wave of people already and you are not alone.

BUT...

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Speaking of Dees in ads, I saw Tayla Harris recently at Goschโ€™s and in my best Tay voice I said, โ€œNice jumperโ€ฆ and I love your braids!โ€ She cringed hard and said, โ€œOh my god, itโ€™s about time Fox retired that [censored] ad.โ€ She said she hates how it pops up every time sheโ€™s watching the footy. Yes, she got a brand new phone out of the deal but says that she wouldnโ€™t have done it had she known sheโ€™d have to see the ad โ€˜til the day she dies ๐Ÿ˜‚

PS: she didnโ€™t get the jumper but she wouldnโ€™t have worn it anyways. Smart choice.

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  • Demonland changed the title to Petracca in Colgate Ad

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Yo Boys can squabble or feign indifference over who takes the speccie.

But this TV ad from 1969 was much more memorable.

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4 hours ago, Demonland said:

I have a feeling it was agreed to because two versions of the Ad were probably filmed and for whatever reason only one has ever aired. That's just a guess though.

I reckon you're 100% spot on Andy!

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