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1 hour ago, The Jackson FIX said:

He was noticeably off the Dees and chips in on Hawthorn when ‘we’ were 0-5.

This morning he voiced his “bloody” (quote) frustration with the Hawks regularly kicking out to the left hand side of the ground.

 
2 hours ago, Roost it far said:

Win this week and then let Kozz loose on the G against the Pies.

I wonder if Darcy Moore will try to headbut KozIe’s hip again 😮

1 hour ago, The Jackson FIX said:

He was noticeably off the Dees and chips in on Hawthorn when ‘we’ were 0-5.

Dees and chips I want some

 
Just now, monoccular said:

I wonder if Darcy Moore will try to headbut KozIe’s hip again 😮

Would be better watching AJ run over the top of you know who.just ffotball act

4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Meanwhile, Sam Mitchell must be just about the only Hawthorn champion left who doesn't hate Hawthorn.

so much so that luke hodge's kids are more likely to go to the bears' academy than to dingley as a father-son selection


6 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

so much so that luke hodge's kids are more likely to go to the bears' academy than to dingley as a father-son selection

Is it off the Hawks or Clarkson? (I would mention Jeff but that might come across as political ;-)…)

1 minute ago, DEE fence said:

Is it off the Hawks or Clarkson? (I would mention Jeff but that might come across as political ;-)…)

hawks i believe

cooper is already in the bears' academy, and is 2026 draft eligible

1 hour ago, monoccular said:

I wonder if Darcy Moore will try to headbut KozIe’s hip again 😮

Still really angry about all of that, and how it just fizzled into the background.

 
1 hour ago, ghost who walks said:

Would be better watching AJ run over the top of you know who.just ffotball act

Choice of 2 (at the front of a very long queue...)

That other one (or the one you actually mean?) unlikely to be playing - plantar tendon injury. No mention if it was the result of multiple football-act stampings-upon...

17 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

He was noticeably off the Dees and chips in on Hawthorn when ‘we’ were 0-5.

TBH so was I


Speaking of past players, last night on 360 Garry said something I’m sure he rarely says publicly. He and Gerard were discussing the demise of Carlton and the comparison to us was drawn, with Garry starting his sentence with, “The team I barrack for…”

This was monumental for mine. Garry routinely distances himself from us in an attempt to appear impartial but he (likely unconsciously) overcompensates.

20 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Speaking of past players, last night on 360 Garry said something I’m sure he rarely says publicly. He and Gerard were discussing the demise of Carlton and the comparison to us was drawn, with Garry starting his sentence with, “The team I barrack for…”

This was monumental for mine. Garry routinely distances himself from us in an attempt to appear impartial but he (likely unconsciously) overcompensates.

he definitely overcompensates

but i don't think he has ever hidden his allegiance

18 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

so much so that luke hodge's kids are more likely to go to the bears' academy than to dingley as a father-son selection

Really? That's extraordinary.

1 hour ago, BDA said:

he definitely overcompensates

but i don't think he has ever hidden his allegiance

Certainly not on 25/9/21.

21 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I hope he's also given him licence to talk finals - see today's Shun (yeah, just this once...sorry...) - outside his process-not-outcomes-tomorrow-this-week mantra! 😄

Let's just keep flying under the radar @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

The time will come when everyone will sit up and take notice.


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