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Essendon and Carlton both winning would be the worst start possible to this round. Got an ominous sort of feeling about it for tomorrow.

7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Ok

Halftime quick question.

What type of players were/ are you?

You've just received the ball ot 25 m from goal with nobody near you for thirty m.

Do you dribble it through or smash it into the top stand?

I think you already know the answer Deevs

 
8 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Nothing to do with what Stephen thinks of him.

You're lucky there was no face palm emoji added to the update QD


19 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Ok

Halftime quick question.

What type of players were/ are you?

You've just received the ball ot 25 m from goal with nobody near you for thirty m.

Do you dribble it through or smash it into the top stand?

Hit the post. Possibly with both the ball and then myself.

In fact, yeah, my two options would be hit the post or slip during the kick and not even make the distance.

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Will be fun to see who is left by round 19 against the giants. But, hey, you never know, the Bombers have been on the cusp of a big upswing for about 13 years...

And these low crowds against low drawing interstate teams are quite common ... Hawks, North, Demons, Bulldogs & Saints have had to sell them off to balance the books

But low crowds at Docklands never looks 3/4 empty as do the same sized crowds at the MCG

Bombers have got 80k-90k members with an enormous supporter base ... so 25k for them is pitiful

Footnote: To not have a 3rd boutique-type stadium in a City with 9/10 teams is baffling. Princes Park was the ideal venue but the horse has probably bolted

Sanders is looking a tad better so far this season. Seems to have found his legs, poise and mojo

 
16 minutes ago, BDA said:

Young Darcy has an edge about him

Imagine his impact with a bit more bulk after another few pre-seasons


Four umps and not one saw the full on jumper tug lol

1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Four umps and not one saw the full on jumper tug lol

ump was looking straight at it


A much better spectacle than last night’s diarrhoea

If a player just watches the ball go ob, how is that not insufficient intent on his part?

Thinking it's time AstroNaught was renamed Nought

20 minutes ago, Macca said:

Footnote: To not have a 3rd boutique-type stadium in a City with 9/10 teams is baffling. Princes Park was the ideal venue but the horse has probably bolted

I thought he just resigned

Oh what a shame to see Cripps hurt himself after launching his knee between naughton's shoulders.


 

Took an ump 40 meters away from the play to call that obvious incorrect disposal against the Blues

Umpires call is a goal. Completely inconclusive on the footage but the Blues get the benefit of the doubt ....again.


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