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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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2 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

World Cup qualifier ... in Brisbane ... Socceroos 0 - Bahrain 1.

Appalling/clueless performance by Socceroos.

Good. Until we fail to make the world cup the powers that be won't do the full review and implement the changes needed at grass roots. 1500 odd bucks for 12yos to play? Looooolllll

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    18 minutes ago, Nascent said:

    Port never fail to disappoint. Come home Butters, your talent is wasted there.

    Butters has 7 touches

    He has been pathetic 

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    Port Adelaide are the most flakiest and pathetic football club known to man, woman, dog, bird, and the third kind.

    How anyone can trust this club to deliver the goods in the big moment or even deliver their grocery shopping to their address is completely beyond me.

    Disgraceful effort from a club with a cream puff centre. 

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    Butters has 7 touches

    He has been pathetic 

    He was subbed off at half time with ribs/breathing problems - perhaps a bit harsh 

    But port have been abysmal 

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    Cats seem to find players attract free agents eg Cameron vs Our club who trade in players who are all playing at Casey & struggling to hang onto our best player Trac go figure, yeah all good at our club!

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    Cats 

    1- smart recruiting from other teams 

    Dangerfield 

    Cameron 

    Tuohy

    Stanley

    Stengle

    Bruhn

    2- role players brought in 

    Mannagh

    Humphries

    3- speed and skill through the contest and through the corridor 

    4- second and third efforts 

    5- Dangerfield is still a star 

    6- defenders play defence … forwards play forward… mids are mids. 
    7- come home factor- Bruhn, Henry, 

    8- development. Zac Guthrie.  Dempsey.  Stewart. Atkins 

    9- the Geelong throw = handball 

    10- small forwards. Stengle. Miers. Close.  Score goals !!! 

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    Port have to be the biggest chokers ever. What excuses do they have this time?

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    5 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    Good. Until we fail to make the world cup the powers that be won't do the full review and implement the changes needed at grass roots. 1500 odd bucks for 12yos to play? Looooolllll

    Spot on 

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    3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    Subbed out a half time

    oh right. cheers

    been drinkin

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    5 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Port Adelaide are the most flakiest and pathetic football club known to man, woman, dog, bird, and the third kind.

    How anyone can trust this club to deliver the goods in the big moment or even deliver their grocery shopping to their address is completely beyond me.

    Disgraceful effort from a club with a cream puff centre. 

    I trust them to make me $300, haha

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    4 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    Cats seem to find players attract free agents eg Cameron vs Our club who trade in players who are all playing at Casey & struggling to hang onto our best player Trac go figure, yeah all good at our club!

    Except last year when they didn’t play finals? 

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    14 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    World Cup qualifier ... in Brisbane ... Socceroos 0 - Bahrain 1.

    Appalling/clueless performance by Socceroos.

    There's no national indoor (with proper stadiums) futsal comp to teach the juniors and young teens superb first touch ball comtrol and skills a la Sth America and Europe.

    We have not invested in the youngsters here which should be acting as feeder pathways into the open field under 18 comps.

    Our whole 'football' system here is a jokefest.  Our first touch (inability to control / dribble) and lack of quality strikers has been a blight on the game for decades.

    But let's not build proper futsal stadiums and a serious futbol junior comp, better to spend millions on attempting to host a world cup that we may not even qualify for!

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    Port have lived up to their 'Pretenders' mantle again.

    They were very much 'torn apart' 

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    5 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    I trust them to make me $300, haha

    I was a Dangerfield goal off $280.

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    6 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    Except last year when they didn’t play finals? 

    They have missed finals twice since 07 & made top 4 , 14,times & won 4 flags .. 13 prelims,7 prelims from last 9 seasons 

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    44 minutes ago, Sir Windsor said:

    If JHF was playing for any other team tonight he’d be tearing him to shreds. Definitely holds back on him specifically. 

    Hope he enjoys all that finals success does JHF and his porn mustache. 

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    1 minute ago, Demonsone said:

    They have missed finals twice since 07 & made top 4 , 14,times & won 4 flags ..  I take that 

    That’s why we hate the Cats.  Achieved too much !!! Chris Scott. Arrogant piece of 💩. But probably feels like that given their record!!! 

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