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How many years until our next premiership?

How many years until our next premiership? 94 members have voted

  1. 1. How many years until our next premiership?

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      25
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      14
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      8
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      3
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      4
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      2
    • 7
      2
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      1
    • 10+
      32

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Imma estimate between 1 and 150 billion years. Somewhere there

 

 
31 minutes ago, praha said:

Imma estimate between 1 and 150 billion years. Somewhere there

 

Life on Earth is expected to die in 1.3 billion years. Better win one before then.

 
17 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Life on Earth is expected to die in 1.3 billion years. Better win one before then.

GC and The Aints won’t 🙂


34 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Life on Earth is expected to die in 1.3 billion years. Better win one before then.

Would be peak Melbourne to win one when no one is around to watch it.

Either 2 or 3 before all our top liners really drop off and our current 22-4 yos are peaking,  ala the pies and cats last few years

Or 10+

 

The girls lost 2 practices to bottom 8 teams from last year... and our draw is disgustingly hard. Be lucky to make the 8

 
6 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Depends how Serious the Club want to actually get there. 
it’s been said many times, but this offseason is super critical in terms of the Clubs future 

Get it right and we could fly again soon 

To save yourself time and effort you should copy and paste the above because give or take a word or two it’s pretty much your response to just about everything.

 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

To save yourself time and effort you should copy and paste the above because give or take a word or two it’s pretty much your response to just about everything.

 

You don’t have to read it…


1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

To save yourself time and effort you should copy and paste the above because give or take a word or two it’s pretty much your response to just about everything.

 

C’mon WCW. 
 

Our club is not serious . 
 

He has a point….

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You don’t have to read it…

Too late now

1 minute ago, Demonsterative said:

C’mon WCW. 
 

Our club is not serious . 
 

He has a point….

I know right. Dontchya just hate it when your Club is not serious in wanting a premiership?!

Also, NEWSFLASH! “This off-season is super critical in terms of the Clubs [sic] future” Bet you didn’t know that!


4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

If you don’t like to read the Truth…

I’m fine with reading your truth, it’s the saturation of your truth that’s the issue. You trot out this generic type of phrase which really doesn’t mean anything.

Incidentally, you said:  “Depends how Serious the Club want to actually get there.” Your exact words. This begs two questions. (1) Do you truly believe our Club is not serious in wanting a premiership? (2) If yes, you truly believe that… why on earth do you stick with a club who isn’t serious about wanting to win a premiership???? 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m fine with reading your truth, it’s the saturation of your truth that’s the issue. You trot out this generic type of phrase which really doesn’t mean anything.

Incidentally, you said:  “Depends how Serious the Club want to actually get there.” Your exact words. This begs two questions. (1) Do you truly believe our Club is not serious in wanting a premiership? (2) If yes, you truly believe that… why on earth do you stick with a club who isn’t serious about wanting to win a premiership???? 

Angry Lizard GIF
 

Give up WCW. You are only doing yourself harm here. 
 

Lost cause….. 

1 minute ago, Demonsterative said:

Angry Lizard GIF
 

Give up WCW. You are only doing yourself harm here. 
 

Lost cause….. 

You’re right. I should know better. It’s not like this hasn’t happened a bazillion times before 🙄

 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You’re right. I should know better. It’s not like this hasn’t happened a bazillion times before 🙄

 

I have tried too 😳😳


During the next pandemic lock-down. We are the specialists and will romp it in when that happens... 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m fine with reading your truth, it’s the saturation of your truth that’s the issue. You trot out this generic type of phrase which really doesn’t mean anything.

Incidentally, you said:  “Depends how Serious the Club want to actually get there.” Your exact words. This begs two questions. (1) Do you truly believe our Club is not serious in wanting a premiership? (2) If yes, you truly believe that… why on earth do you stick with a club who isn’t serious about wanting to win a premiership???? 

Are you talking to yourself?

To have some fodder to build a context...  probably have a clearer idea at end of trade and draft.

In my view it's not even on the horizon. So much to fix.

 
On 25/08/2024 at 12:02, Swooper1987 said:

Could be as soon as next year if we get the next 5 or 6 months right. There are reasons for our decline which we have some control over.  There are also reasons we have little control over. We lost by less than a kick to three highly credentialled finals teams in the last 6 or 7 weeks - Brisbane, Port and GWS. That was far from full strength/health. I completely disregard Friday's result.  6 day break off a very warm day game on the Gold Coast - a bizarre fixturing move, and missing a big number of key players. We are not far away despite all the doom and gloom. And we get a bottom 6 draw!

 

Correct not far off at all. Pick 5. Oliver back fit trac back or big trade if he wants out good youngsters coming on and better draw.   Kozzie lets us down. Good trade. For ANB.  Here we come 2025……..  l hope 

12 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Are you talking to yourself?

I may as well be. 

 

Anyways, you didn’t answer my questions. 


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