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NON-MFC: Round 24

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Blues been gifted by umps all year now wailing like banshees. Entitled [censored]

 

Skills in this game are porridge

 

This game is a hard watch. poor skills. saints attempts to move the ball through the corridor as bad as us against the pies.


8 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Blues been gifted by umps all year now wailing like banshees. Entitled [censored]

surely HQ have directed the umps to get Carlton into the finals Clint.

Just now, BDA said:

surely HQ have directed the umps to get Carlton into the finals Clint.

Get ready for the mother of all even ups after half time if that’s the case.

Whoever through that bottle at the goal umpire is beyond a disgrace.

 
Just now, BDA said:

surely HQ have directed the umps to get Carlton into the finals Clint.

Been a lot of VicBias talk this year, so maybe another interstate team in might settle that a bit?

The Blues supporter who threw the bottle at the goal umpire should be banned for life.


Just now, Jibroni said:

Whoever through that bottle at the goal umpire is beyond a disgrace.

From the Carlton end. Maybe not even up after half time now 

1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

Whoever through that bottle at the goal umpire is beyond a disgrace.

Guaranteed Blues fan. Take their points.

6 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Guaranteed Blues fan. Take their points.

Now we’re talking!

Especially if they win. 

Edited by DiscoStu17

12 -2 frees lol


10 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

The Blues supporter who threw the bottle at the goal umpire should be banned for life.

What about jail? Is a serious assault!

Pick 5 is alive

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Disgraceful.  Life ban and a court summons please.


17 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Whoever through that bottle at the goal umpire is beyond a disgrace.

I agree, a disgrace - obviously a member of the Carlton privileged set. ( I do hope it was empty though...)

 
Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Carlton Filth…

I hate to say it, but Magistrates are soft on crimes these day. I hope there is a criminal charge on this person record at the very least. 
 

Weak act. 


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