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The Daniher miss and Zac Bailey thinking he’s out for a Sunday stroll turned out very costly. 

 

Joe the Goose what a fraud! Gawd toothless ferals still [censored] alive [censored] 

The most blatant umpire cheating in the last five minutes of a game ever seen. The AFL wants Collingwood to be in the finals. 

Edited by Antioch


33 minutes ago, DubDee said:

what about Get Loud by J Lo?

What??? I love that song. Especially with her live!

11 minutes ago, layzie said:

There was hardly anyone in this thread until the last 2 mins.

What was your excuse?

We were watching the replay of the Demons slaughtering the Gold Coast Scums. 

 
20 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Joe the Goose what a fraud! Gawd toothless ferals still [censored] alive [censored] 

I mean if the dogs and hawks beat North and tigers tomorrow they'd have to win and make up 10% on Friday night,  as well as hope neither of them win next week either

Sickening result but good for us. Suddenly our Friday night home game is going to get more attendees and more TV eyeballs. 

Also gives us really tangible motivation - return the favour from 2017.


Just now, biggestred said:

I mean if the dogs and hawks beat North and tigers tomorrow they'd have to win and make up 10% on Friday night,  as well as hope neither of them win next week either

Nope, they’re out to catch Fremantle. All they have to do is beat us and Fremantle lose to Port and they pass them. They also need Carlton to lose both too but with their current injury list that seems likely right now.

Nibbler played well today.
I think he’ll play really well next week as well.

We should pick our targets during the showdown.

Anyone else watching it with a glass of red?
 

1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

Nope, they’re out to catch Fremantle. All they have to do is beat us and Fremantle lose to Port and they pass them. They also need Carlton to lose both too but with their current injury list that seems likely right now.

Knowing Port they’ll [censored] the bed next week 😂

36 minutes ago, binman said:

We want the pies to win do we not?

So we can break their hearts next week.

They'll need like 4 teams to lose their next two games to even have a chance, don't they?

I'd love to see a stat on how many frees the Pies get in the last 5 mins of games when the margin is a couple of goals or less.

I counted 5 or 6 straight tonight, and while most were probably there, they were all soft and not frees they were paying earlier in the game.


34 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Lions are weak as. No heart when it matters.

They are like the lion from the legend of Oz. Pea hearts.

4 minutes ago, biggestred said:

I mean if the dogs and hawks beat North and tigers tomorrow they'd have to win and make up 10% on Friday night,  as well as hope neither of them win next week either

I think it’s Freo that is vulnerable. They have to play Port next week, a loss leaves them on 50 pts. Pies win against us they go to 52. 

9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

I think it’s Freo that is vulnerable. They have to play Port next week, a loss leaves them on 50 pts. Pies win against us they go to 52. 

flagmantle vulnerable to drop out, but filth would need to make up significant percentage to get ahead of them, dingley, or the baggers

hard to see it happening

18 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

They'll need like 4 teams to lose their next two games to even have a chance, don't they?

To confirm, they only need Carlton to lose both games. They don’t care about the Dogs or Hawthorn. 

If Carlton lose both, then they will pass Fremantle and make finals if they beat us and Fremantle loses to Port next week. 

Our game is first so they may be in the 8 on Friday night, leaving Fremantle to need to win to make it on Sunday evening. 

By the way - this would be the precise situation for us had we held on last week. We would be playing Friday night for a chance to take Fremantle’s finals spot (again, assuming Carlton lose both games).


53 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I don’t care that he looks like Cletus Spuckler, JHF is a jet.

Yep. Norf will be just loving watching him play. Their replacements will have to be damn good. 
 

edit: whoops 😬 

Edited by DiscoStu17

Damn Cwood.

12 wins so far.

One more than us.

We had five games that were determined by a goal or less.

We lost four of them.

The pies however had 9 games decided by a goal or less

Two were a draw. They lost only one of nine.

Twenty four points v our four.

Other teams above us won their fair share of close ones when we were lost the most.

Something we need to fix.

 
19 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

flagmantle vulnerable to drop out, but filth would need to make up significant percentage to get ahead of them, dingley, or the baggers

hard to see it happening

That’s not how I am seeing it. Freo are on 50, Pies are on 48 with a game to play. Am I reading the ladder wrong? 

1 minute ago, DiscoStu17 said:

Yep. Norf will be just loving watching him play. Their replacements will have to be dam good. 

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sheezel + wardlaw + the picks they used to trade up to duursma

not bad


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