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NON-MFC: Round 23

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4 minutes ago, layzie said:

Never heard a stupider song than the Fox Footy Sunday games ad

what about Get Loud by J Lo?

Daniher has more scoring shots than Hogan this year but has 22 less goals

Is anyone else completely unsurprised by this fact?

 
9 minutes ago, DubDee said:

what about Get Loud by J Lo?

At least that one meaning something, don't even know what they're saying in this one.


 

We want the pies to win do we not?

So we can break their hearts next week.

Just now, whatwhat say what said:

filth just won't say die

next week!

Just now, binman said:

We want the pies to win do we not?

So we can break their hearts next week.

They won’t make it anyway. They’ll never catch Dogs or Hawks on percentage and Hawks play the two bottom teams 


Just now, Jaded No More said:

They won’t make it anyway. They’ll never catch Dogs or Hawks on percentage and Hawks play the two bottom teams 

Yeah but we'll make a decent amount from the away gate takings

I suspect we need it

Put $5 on the Pies at $34 to make the 8 a few days back.

Wow the AFL really wanted the Pies to be a chance for the 8. Umpires slaughtered the Lions in the last.

Hilarious the Pies winning

We can crush their hope on Friday

Or if we lose the other teams will crush their hope 

Adds some interest to Friday night either way


2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

They won’t make it anyway. They’ll never catch Dogs or Hawks on percentage and Hawks play the two bottom teams 

They won't know that next Friday night.

We can eliminate them.

There was hardly anyone in this thread until the last 2 mins.

What was your excuse?

Pefect!

Hopefully two of WB, Haw and Car lose so ...


Home game next week vs the Pies when they need to win to make Top8.

And we spoil the dream ...
 

 

Lions are such underachievers. It’s unbelievable that they don’t cop half the amount of flak we have, for consistently [censored] the bed. At least we won a flag! 
They couldn’t even win one when the grand final was played in Brisbane! 


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