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Forgot there was still a round of footy to consider.

As long as Essendon and Collingwood lose, and I think they will, I’ll be happy. 🥳

27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Forgot there was still a round of footy to consider.

As long as Essendon and Collingwood lose, and I think they will, I’ll be happy. 🥳

You forgot Carlton

 

Bad News - the bombers could be back soon

Dodoro looks like being sacked

7 weeks ago Essendon Carlton and Pies were 2nd 3rd and 4th

its not all bad guys

 
27 minutes ago, seventyfour said:

You forgot Carlton

I actually didn’t. It was Geelong who I forgot. I don’t hate Carlton. Believe me, I’ve tried, but to no avail. 

Who cares now !!

The AFL Swans ok they probably deserve the premiership. They get father son 🤮and free academy picks🤮.  Premiership cup in Sydney. AFL would love it. No wonder they don’t bottom out.

Not the Lions. That music. Another AFL LOVE CHILD. Father on and academy picks. We had them beaten and then the crowd scream gets them the mcchuggage free kick. The arrogance 🤮

Not the AFL Giants (a make believe club created by the AFL. 🤮🤮Average home crowd of 12,000 and everyone else bemoans our crowd numbers  

Not the Power from Port.  Mullets and tattoos and BO. And that Koch bloke 🤮Couldn’t stand Kane Cornes rambling!!  🤮🤮

Not the bi-polar dockers.   Smash us and fall apart against other teams.  And of course the WA footy media 🤮and supporters are feral. 

Not the Geelong - we are the self proclaimed self mastur&$&(ing Cats. Chris Scott - lover of himself and a general piece of 💩

Not the arrogant and house of cards Carlton Blues . Their supporters were feral after last years finals   This was their year   And the media pack who love the blues 🤮🤮

Not the Bulldogs - although they are the least hated of those named !! Ok I suppose if not us 

Not the Hawks.  Remember their arrogance …🤮🤮 it was nauseating!!! Too much success.

Not the Bombers. May the drought continue.  Smacked us in 2000. Their supporters were just so ugly to my family and I after the Game. Hard to forget. Brad Scott. Piece of 💩.  Such a righteous bastard!! 


Ugly feeling Essendon will win tonight.

Swans look really tired to me (could be the loading) like most teams that played Opening Round. All Vic teams that played early March currently sit outside the 8, have no  hard evidence that it is because of OR, prob just a coincidence. Just find it interesting that Carlton, Rich and Pies have been smashed by injuries.

Love to see the Saints roll the Cats and Brisbane Collingwood to play a draw.

Crows to beat Port as well.

AFL needs finals at the MCG. Watch all the Victorian teams in contention get up this week

 


Bombers not giving Heppell a farewell game after the [censored] he led them through is a culture killing move

if they had any culture to begin with

3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Bombers not giving Heppell a farewell game after the [censored] he led them through is a culture killing move

if they had any culture to begin with

They still have another game to play you know

18 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

They still have another game to play you know

farewell games have to be at home

2 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Ugly feeling Essendon will win tonight.

Swans look really tired to me (could be the loading) like most teams that played Opening Round. All Vic teams that played early March currently sit outside the 8, have no  hard evidence that it is because of OR, prob just a coincidence. Just find it interesting that Carlton, Rich and Pies have been smashed by injuries.

It sounds too much to be a coincidence. Carlton, Collingwood and Dees were expected to at least make the eight. I reckon travelling for opening round factors in somehow.

 

PS love your new profile pic ❤️💙

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t hate Carlton. Believe me, I’ve tried, but to no avail. 

I will teach you how.


Just now, Redleg said:

I will teach you how.

Thanks Red, but one can’t masquerade as a Carlton supporter for many years starting as a 7yo and expect to now hate them. I came out as a Dees supporter 20 years ago. If I can’t hate Carlton now, I never will. 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Thanks Red, but one can’t masquerade as a Carlton supporter for many years starting as a 7yo and expect to now hate them. I came out as a Dees supporter 20 years ago. If I can’t hate Carlton now, I never will. 

I understand, I will severely dislike them for you.

I just assumed heppell would be given a final game in front of the Bombers fans but seems Brad has different ideas.

He won't bother playing in Brisbane next week.  

Probably one of the few Bombers players I've watched

 
2 hours ago, dees189227 said:

I just assumed heppell would be given a final game in front of the Bombers fans but seems Brad has different ideas.

He won't bother playing in Brisbane next week.  

Probably one of the few Bombers players I've watched

Yes. A bit rubbish by them. 
Would have been a good opportunity for some display of culture.

You would think they could pull their finger out, or maybe not. 

Two average teams on display 

Can’t see the Swans winning the flag this year


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