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2 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Play that [censored] banjo!!!

More Bitchin’ banjo!!!!

Pies absolutely stiffed with a missed 50m penalty

 

What a shame 

 

Love how the non 50 was karma for the one not given to North earlier in the season. That result has made my weekend 💪


Isaac Heeney though. Wow. Kept a cool head in that final couple of minutes. What a ️ 

20 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

The AFL have an agenda to ensure big clubs play in the finals and the umpires are their minions to make it happen. 

Strange then that the Swans have at least 10 more frees at this point in the game.

19 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

The AFL have an agenda to ensure big clubs play in the finals and the umpires are their minions to make it happen. 

Suck it pies.

How was the Jamie Elliott kick from clear out of bounds allowed to be a point?

I've only watched the last ten minutes because the Olympics has sports with clearer rules and better adjudication due to decent technology.

And doesn't have as many pillocks commentating.

Anyways suck it pies.

 

 

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

More Bitchin’ banjo!!!!

I like how our song has it, but must admit the banjo in Swans song is better. Teams are rebranding their logos, we need to get more banjos in our song. 

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Thank Christ Sydney got over the line.

Collingwood are sooooo good in the close ones

😂😂😂

Half way through the last up by 27

what a choke!!


18 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

But then again, I love e-coli-wankers losing.

True 😁

10 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Those handful of deliberates late were a bit much.

Thankfully Collingwood were the ones to cop them.

The decisions were correct. No doubt at all. (It would’ve been better if they weren’t but you can’t have everything.)

I’m not a fan of the Pies either but I wish we could bring pressure like they do and played a faster attacking brand of footy. They don’t seem to hang their hats on injuries like we do either. 

The Schultz trade has really worked wonders for those clowns :)

 


Someone posted this picture a while ago. Thought it is a good time to bring it back up.😂

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18 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

I like how our song has it, but must admit the banjo in Swans song is better. Teams are rebranding their logos, we need to get more banjos in our song. 

And cowbell.

🥳 Happy 250th Jem Jem 🥳

 

Will never forget his first appearance on 360 after that filthy thug deliberately flattened Gus. He was wholly concerned about the welfare of “Bruz” and what it might do to his mental well-being. Didn’t consider Gus at all. He can get [censored] for the rest of his career with that despicable club. 

 

That last throw in cox was unopposed in the ruck, he could have grabbed it & had a shot, instead he tapped it to nowhere.

I'm glad he didn't grab it though. Imagine if he kicked the winner.  


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