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NON-MFC: Round 16

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When Dwayne’s not salivating over Daicos, he’s banging on about how many Collingwood fans made the trip up. It’s QLD, not Mars ffs.

He clearly doesn’t know that teams are represented interstate largely by interstate-based fans.

Let’s talk cheer squads, Derrr-wayne. Which club boasts the highest level of travelling cheer squad members? I’ll give you a clue: it starts with Melbourne and ends with Not Collingwood. 

 
3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

How is Will graham only 18yo? AFL ready body. 

looks like he’s played 100 already

And Anderson should be considered an A-grader now. Consistently excellent

Graham (and the other recent draftees) have had the benefit of the last 3!! preseasons. 
It’s a part of being in their Academy.

Darcy Moore knows exactly what he’s doing with these knees into ribs flies. Cox did/does the same

 

What a great idea to have the country game on a Saturday night for all the country people to attend & get home. :huh:

It really is a very close competition and I like what I see in some of our youngsters. 


3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

When Dwayne’s not salivating over Daicos, he’s banging on about how many Collingwood fans made the trip up. It’s QLD, not Mars ffs.

He clearly doesn’t know that teams are represented interstate largely by interstate-based fans.

Let’s talk cheer squads, Derrr-wayne. Which club boasts the highest level of travelling cheer squad members? I’ll give you a clue: it starts with Melbourne and ends with Not Collingwood. 

Also it's school holidays. Most people escape Melbourne to get some sun. 

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Darcy Moore knows exactly what he’s doing with these knees into ribs flies. Cox did/does the same

Absolutely, he does.
Just don’t ask him to explain it. I need that time to do other things with my life.

Really need Adelaide to win tonight and probably Geelong to lose to help us get into the top 8 next week.

 
9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

When Dwayne’s not salivating over Daicos, he’s banging on about how many Collingwood fans made the trip up. It’s QLD, not Mars ffs.

He clearly doesn’t know that teams are represented interstate largely by interstate-based fans.

Let’s talk cheer squads, Derrr-wayne. Which club boasts the highest level of travelling cheer squad members? I’ll give you a clue: it starts with Melbourne and ends with Not Collingwood. 

To be fair an airfare to QLD is about a months Centrelink payments for Pies fans, so it's a fair effort.

I didn’t see the Roos/Dogs game today, but evidently Bont had another cracker.

This time after back spasms.

Betting if he had an amputation he would have 50 and kick 6. 
One of the only players in the comp that I would openly welcome. But it would never happen. You get the feeling if he’s not on the field, then he’s probably on the front desk, designing the jumper, or entertaining the kids dressed in the dog outfit.


18 minutes ago, DubDee said:

We have the same amount of wins as Collingwood this year

doesn’t feel like it does it?

Certainly not on Demonland

Is Fly the right guy???

Craig McLoss.

Crows are on. and well overdue to have some intensity

Giants haven’t turned up

Crows will get up. calling it early

13 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

I didn’t see the Roos/Dogs game today, but evidently Bont had another cracker.

This time after back spasms.

Betting if he had an amputation he would have 50 and kick 6. 
One of the only players in the comp that I would openly welcome. But it would never happen. You get the feeling if he’s not on the field, then he’s probably on the front desk, designing the jumper, or entertaining the kids dressed in the dog outfit.

Bont would be a true gentleman & someone who parents would be happy to date their daughter.  I don't think he'd gave a nasty bite in his body & he is a fantastic player to watch

I really hope he wins a brownlow


the Cats could really do with a ‘Tom Stewart’ type at the back

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Bont would be a true gentleman & someone who parents would be happy to date their daughter. 

Yes. Even if your grandkids are FS/FD for the Doggies 🐶 

25 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

To be fair an airfare to QLD is about a months Centrelink payments for Pies fans, so it's a fair effort.

But they can use Afterpay

That's enough fooseball tonight, a Pies defeat will do it for me. Off to a Chris Cornell tribute gig now.


Good to see opposition fans in social media having a crack at Maynard & his staging. It gets the pies fans riled up

1 minute ago, layzie said:

That's enough fooseball tonight, a Pies defeat will do it for me. Off to a Chris Cornell tribute gig now.

Hopefully Call Me A Dog gets a run.

28 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

To be fair an airfare to QLD is about a months Centrelink payments for Pies fans, so it's a fair effort.

QLD is for those whom don't have enough income/Centrelink to make it to Bali 😜

 
15 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Really need Adelaide to win tonight and probably Geelong to lose to help us get into the top 8 next week.

I can’t go for Essendon to win, I’m still recovering from the last time I did this. It was in 2021 and Essendon winning was beneficial for us. At one point though, I heard myself whisper, “Go Jake (Stringer)” and I knew it was only a matter of time before I’d be saying, “Go Jakey!” and there’s no coming back from that. 


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