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Just now, Chook said:

Petty actually has no idea what to do when kicking for goal. It's a coaching thing more than anything. He's crying out for someone to tell him what to do.

Um...he's just not a fwd.

Could take 12 marks and kick one goal if lucky.

Talk about skills coaching not existent.

 
4 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

And what position has he played all night?

.... forward.

Just now, Gunna’s said:

Pert and Roffey need to storm Kanes office. This [censored] has to stop. 

She’s ruining the game. Completely out of her depth. 

 

This crowd are a pack of nuff nuffs.

5 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

And what position has he played all night?

full back.

Petty's rarely going to kick a goal with that action.

He's basically running on an arc but then taking his last step on the planting left foot way to his left which means he is almost always gonna shank the ball left.

Needs to fix that on the track.  Horrible

 

Lever holding the man play on. Don’t like to blame umpires Geez

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

She’s ruining the game. Completely out of her depth. 

100%. Tokenism at it’s finest 


Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Gotta drop Fritz. Putting in little to no effort. 

he was very good in the first half. but badly drops off when there is a touch of pressure.

PETTY [censored] USELESS


Why would you not rest Max forward??

We've stopped trying to move to the ball fast and are trying to save the game it will cost us 


Petty seems to go OK up the ground as a link up mark player, but unfortunately that role usually also plays ruck, which Petty is hopeless at. Really a puzzling player for us to use to any good effect.

Meanwhile we cannot score again.

 

May has been a liability tonight


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