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Colin Sylvia out again!!

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What the [censored] is going on at the MFC?

We have No idea how to look after our players

DISGRACEFUL

 

How do you it's the club's fault?

It is incredibly frustrating that both Sylvia and Whelan and are out injured again, especially Sylvia who just cannot string games together.

Perhaps they refuse to risk him if he comes up with any sort of mild soreness, which is why he is having the week off. Better one week, than another year!

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He is our most talented player

We invested a priority pick in him

WHY HASNT HE BEEN LOOKED AFTER PROPERLY?

i swear I am sick of this joke of a club. Sweep a broom through front office. Keep Craig Cameron, but [censored] everyone else off

GOD DAMN IT

 
WHY HASNT HE BEEN LOOKED AFTER PROPERLY?

Thank you Mr.Magic MD.

Get back to us when you get your physio degree

He has OP, it is an ongoing condition which needs to be managed. When he doesn't play because he is underdone, you are here crying that the club is a disgrace for not playing our most talented player. So he gets a game, and plays 120 minutes up forward, and pulls up sore, and suddenly we are not looking after him properly?!

FFS, have a bottle of vodka with those crazy pills will ya

Another astute post by Yze Not So Magic, one of the most stupid posters to ever grace this site.

For the hundredth time, all you ever do is moan and [censored]. I look forward to constructive ideas, not petty carping. (Look it up in what's called a "dictionary").

Your key knowledge/skill seems to be knowing how to use UPPER CASE.

If the club's a joke, get off board.


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Another astute post by Yze Not So Magic, one of the most stupid posters to ever grace this site.

For the hundredth time, all you ever do is moan and [censored]. I look forward to constructive ideas, not petty carping. (Look it up in what's called a "dictionary").

Your key knowledge/skill seems to be knowing how to use UPPER CASE.

If the club's a joke, get off board.

Firstly, I am not one of the stupidest. I am THE stupidest. Get it right

Secondly, upper case is great and serves to highlight my already brilliant points.

Thirdly, the club is a joke but this board isn't. It is a great outlet for me to vent my frustrations regarding the MFC. This website has saved me from breaking many TV remote controls and kicking in the walls.

YM the club isn't a joke, your the joke. If you ain't happy than do something about it instead of moaning and groaning. Col has shown over the past few weeks what he can do and if injuries hadn't hassled him he'd still be in the team. Col should be rested like moloney until both are fully fit, because we all know this season is over

 

There is something wrong with the conditioning. I mean, I only spent 250k on my trainers in NBA Live and all my players are out for 8-10, NO MATTER WHAT THE INJURY!!!. How much are they spending at the MFC? Someone has to tell Player 1 to organise his designated salary better....

i make myself lol


Another astute post by Yze Not So Magic, one of the most stupid posters to ever grace this site.

For the hundredth time, all you ever do is moan and [censored]. I look forward to constructive ideas, not petty carping. (Look it up in what's called a "dictionary").

Your key knowledge/skill seems to be knowing how to use UPPER CASE.

If the club's a joke, get off board.

:lol: That was a good laugh!!

Good to see YM can at least have a laugh at his own expense

GO DEES!

its frustrating as a supporter when good players get injured but even more so when their soft tissue injuries and keep happening to the same people

lucky you don't go for st. kilda

bah we've had one year of bad injuries, and it's an odd year anyway! so pfft, just want the boys to show the same spirit they did against dogs and power, you can do that with your worst 22 out on the field, let alone a team close to your best

Y_M look sum of the posts you have done i just laugh at but if you think OUR club is a joke then move to another club....

Y_M we get frustrated with sylvias injury because he cant string games together as said above better a week than another year


From memory he finished last weeks game with ice strapped to his hammy, not surprising at all imho.

You guys are very harsh on Y_M. He's fantastic. In this bleak year he still gets me smiling. And when he calls the club a joke, can't you feel his passion.

Your the greatest Y_M. How do you think we'll go this week?

You guys are very harsh on Y_M. He's fantastic. In this bleak year he still gets me smiling. And when he calls the club a joke, can't you feel his passion.

Your the greatest Y_M. How do you think we'll go this week?

I agree YM's a character and this site would be just that little more dull without him.

I'm an Yze Magic fan. He posts to get a reaction, and time and time again, people take the bait

My favourite Yze Magic moment was when he convinced most of the BigFooty board that he'd been picked up in the national draft

YM is a legend!! provides this site with humor and laughter for me! the guy has ruled footy boreds for a long time and is well known around the area.


It's pretty obvious that Y-M just says dumb things to make a name for himself.

Good luck to him, I've stopped taking anything he says seriously long ago.

Another astute post by Yze Not So Magic, one of the most stupid posters to ever grace this site.

For the hundredth time, all you ever do is moan and [censored]. I look forward to constructive ideas, not petty carping. (Look it up in what's called a "dictionary").

Your key knowledge/skill seems to be knowing how to use UPPER CASE.

If the club's a joke, get off board.

Motion seconded

 
I'm an Yze Magic fan. He posts to get a reaction, and time and time again, people take the bait

My favourite Yze Magic moment was when he convinced most of the BigFooty board that he'd been picked up in the national draft

I must admit that that was pretty funny, had alot of people looking very stupid, however this is a completely different forum and the shiite he pulled on bigfooty doesn't work here because we all barrack for the same team.

I am shattered by Sylvias injury. He was just getting a run of games together, giving us a taste of his hunger and talent, dominating consistently when not even 100% fit....then injury hits him again. Disappointing and frustrating for both us and him.


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